Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I am in Truro in The Republic of Kernow yesterday minding my own business and around the corner come two arguing ruffians who then have a full fistie cuffs. Eventually the victor walks away leaving his bloodied friend there.. I ask him if he is ok .. "Its nuthin missus, he's me best mate .. any chance you can spare a couple of quid for a cup of tea?". He and his friend were of course scousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Coarse Scousers, is there any other type? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 All the Scousers that come to the South Coast bang on about how "gweraate" Liverpool is. Well if it is so good why aren't you there? I went there to catch the ferry to the Isle of Man, there was a six hour delay, it was six hours of pure purgatory and it was a place I would gladly leave and never return. Felt like a mugging waiting to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 The cost of that fucking enquiry has eclipsed spending on the NHS. How long will the cunts carryy on feeling sorry for themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 The cost of that fucking enquiry has eclipsed spending on the NHS. How long will the cunts carryy on feeling sorry for themselves.What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?A scouser can't milk a cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I quite like to hear about Scousers in Spain, especially ones that have just taken a tumble and decided to 'sleep it off' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I haven't got time for any group of people who can't queue in an orderly manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Whats the difference between Batman and a Scouser? Batman can go out without Robin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 We can't manage without them, they're all comic geniuses.According to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Whats the difference between Batman and a Scouser? Batman can go out without Robin.Scousers take everything seriously.No seriously, they take everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I like to go to scouseland for a couple of beers every now and then. Although Mancs and scousers are supposed to hate each other, they are almost human on days when there is no football being played. It is a city that has clung to the coat-tails of The Beatles who I think were shit anyway. I don't venture far from the city centre though. It is there I won the heart of a young lady through my lucky ticket in the Alder Hey raffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I like to go to scouseland for a couple of beers every now and then. Although Mancs and scousers are supposed to hate each other, they are almost human on days when there is no football being played. It is a city that has clung to the coat-tails of The Beatles who I think were shit anyway. I don't venture far from the city centre though. It is there I won the heart of a young lady through my lucky ticket in the Alder Hey raffle.What did you win - a dialysis machine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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