Jiggerycock Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I wouldn't mind inserting my sausage roll into Mary Berry's doughnut.Totally jumped the shark with that one, compounded by the fact I was still tripping on Carol Smilie and Liz Hurley indulging in a bit of cumulonimbus, before the (metaphorical) slap in the face with a cold sponge of your posting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) 7 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:I wouldn't mind inserting my sausage roll into Mary Berry's doughnutGood Grief.....what's the matter with you Gong....do you actually like the smell of vinegary stale piss, as for the possible state of her pissflaps, I dread to think. Edited October 26, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Is she that fucking hag from the baking prog? If so, you're a proper fucking wrongun Gong you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I wouldn't mind inserting my sausage roll into Mary Berry's doughnut.I think you may have issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Is she that fucking hag from the baking prog? If so, you're a proper fucking wrongun Gong you cunt.I bet she's proper filthy db, she's got that look about her. She'd absolutely fucking ruin you in bed, then feed you a cake afterwards. What's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 The sight of her stuffing her fucking cakehole with cake on that program is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. Mouth like a cats arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 The sight of her stuffing her fucking cakehole with cake on that program is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. Mouth like a cats arse.A cats arse will at least close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I wouldn't mind inserting my sausage roll into Mary Berry's doughnut.that's virtually necrophilia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I think you may have issues.Very many but at least I'm not an ageist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 that's virtually necrophilia.It's funny you should say that, as the only time Gongers will get it up now is through virtue of rigor mortis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 that's virtually necrophilia.So long as she's got a pulse she's fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 So long as she's got a pulse she's fair game.her old fanny will have a thicker crust than her pies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 So long as she's got a pulse she's fair game.Or not too cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I bet she's proper filthy db, she's got that look about her. She'd absolutely fucking ruin you in bed, then feed you a cake afterwards. What's not to like? There's everything to love about her, including her lovely custard tarts.Or not too cold.A damn good roasting should warm her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 A cats arse will at least close. Not after I've finished with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 As luke says, edwina currie. Oh, the shame.....and also the sordid reason for me discovering this website. I'd have fucked her ragged. Not after Major's been there.... fuck no...On a lighter note.... Amanda Lamb... and not when she was on the Scottish Widows advert either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 I think you may have issues.....and indeed, tissues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Lucy Alexander. although she looks a bit bandy legged as if she's ridden Manky's bike across Asia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Lucy Worsley..... Mmmmmmmm....I bet she... can't write out fully what I bet she does for fear of a ban for pornography, but it's loud and frantic if that gives you any clues... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Jilly Goolden back in the day,proper posh dirty fucker,she can roll me round in her mouth making gargling noises any fucking day just as long as she doesn't spit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Jilly Goolden back in the day,proper posh dirty fucker,she can roll me round in her mouth making gargling noises any fucking day just as long as she doesn't spitoh christ, I'd forgotten her. She had the look of a bird who would absolutely wreck you in bed. Lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Carol Kirkwood. Bbc weather presenter. Huge norks and a winning smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Carol Kirkwood. Bbc weather presenter. Huge norks and a winning smile.She's just generally sexy, alf. I thought this thread was for birds you'd shag who weren't, ahem, conventionally attractive.Now, if you'd said Martha Kearney..... http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/336x189/p00vbzkg.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) She's just generally sexy, alf. I thought this thread was for birds you'd shag who weren't, ahem, conventionally attractive.Now, if you'd said Martha Kearney.....Fair enough, then that bird that was on blue peter who now does country file Helen Skelton.For a borederline boiler there's always Harriet Harman. Edited October 28, 2015 by Alfie Noakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.