Guest luke swarm Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 Now I am a sort of live and let live chap but some people just take the piss. Do they not realise that because they are not pulling their weight along with the rest of the paycheck slaves, the other cunts have to work harder. We got this one fat cunt at work, for a start he sweats like a greasy kebab and the way he talks you would think he is some kind of Judge who specialises in is equal opportunities and racial cases, always banging on about racism, sexism and other fucking ism's. Last week, the cunt came in late twice, came back from lunch on Wednesday reeking of cheap cider and must take 4 or 5 fag breaks everyday. Its really getting on everybody's tits and something had to be done. I am ashamed to say that I had no choice but to bubble this odious twi cunt to our dipstick of a boss. He has been given a warning and I hope the cunt loses his job if he tries that shit again. Worse thing is that he now treats everyone with suspicion and is going around like the world is against him but I feel he brought it on himself, the self righteous suspect gay twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Now I am a sort of live and let live chap but some people just take the piss. Do they not realise that because they are not pulling their weight along with the rest of the paycheck slaves, the other cunts have to work harder. We got this one fat cunt at work, for a start he sweats like a greasy kebab and the way he talks you would think he is some kind of Judge who specialises in is equal opportunities and racial cases, always banging on about racism, sexism and other fucking ism's. Last week, the cunt came in late twice, came back from lunch on Wednesday reeking of cheap cider and must take 4 or 5 fag breaks everyday. Its really getting on everybody's tits and something had to be done. I am ashamed to say that I had no choice but to bubble this odious twi cunt to our dipstick of a boss. He has been given a warning and I hope the cunt loses his job if he tries that shit again. Worse thing is that he now treats everyone with suspicion and is going around like the world is against him but I feel he brought it on himself, the self righteous suspect gay twat. I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 42 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Now I am a sort of live and let live chap but some people just take the piss. Do they not realise that because they are not pulling their weight along with the rest of the paycheck slaves, the other cunts have to work harder. We got this one fat cunt at work, for a start he sweats like a greasy kebab and the way he talks you would think he is some kind of Judge who specialises in is equal opportunities and racial cases, always banging on about racism, sexism and other fucking ism's. Last week, the cunt came in late twice, came back from lunch on Wednesday reeking of cheap cider and must take 4 or 5 fag breaks everyday. Its really getting on everybody's tits and something had to be done. I am ashamed to say that I had no choice but to bubble this odious twi cunt to our dipstick of a boss. He has been given a warning and I hope the cunt loses his job if he tries that shit again. Worse thing is that he now treats everyone with suspicion and is going around like the world is against him but I feel he brought it on himself, the self righteous suspect gay twat. Superb. Fuck off Judge. You are nature's greatest mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 35 minutes ago, MikeD said: I see what you did there. I think everyone can see what he did there. Top nom Swarmers. I work with a woman who is just the same,although not fat. The problem is she lives next door to the department boss so therefore is good friends with him. There is fuck all we can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Superb. Fuck off Judge. You are nature's greatest mistake. Nature? Nothing natural about that fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 I don't see what is going on. Is this judge character somehow bad? I know he bleeds for every cunt not worth worrying about but I just thought he was a basic but massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 13 minutes ago, Manky said: but massive cunt. yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 1 hour ago, Manky said: I don't see what is going on. Is this judge character somehow bad? I know he bleeds for every cunt not worth worrying about but I just thought he was a basic but massive cunt. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 5 hours ago, Snatch said: I think everyone can see what he did there. Top nom Swarmers. I work with a woman who is just the same,although not fat. The problem is she lives next door to the department boss so therefore is good friends with him. There is fuck all we can do. You and your colleagues might try using your mobile cameras to capture video of the odious cunt in her frequent state of inaction, then edit the captured evidence into one video, post on YouTube and send the link through a throw away email account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: You and your colleagues might try using your mobile cameras to capture video of the odious cunt in her frequent state of inaction, then edit the captured evidence into one video, post on YouTube and send the link through a throw away email account. Or photoshop her with Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Or photoshop her with Frank. Shouldn't the punishment fit the crime? Putting Raoul Mote with Frank would be unfair to Raoul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Fuck my old boots, an entire thread dedicated to a pathetic unoriginal reversal of one of my threads with all the intelligence and wit of a pile of dog shit. The owner of this site ought to be paying me for keeping these saddos on line and , no doubt bunging the cunt a load of dough. I am performing an important social service here, providing a hate figure for a bunch of pathetic wankers and drawing them all together in the only social group where they are likely to be welcome.........and all i have to do is take the piss out of the wankers. Fuck me, they even supply my material for me! If only it was this easy at The Edinburgh Festival. This time next year i could be aspirational! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fuck my old boots, an entire thread dedicated to a pathetic unoriginal reversal of one of my threads with all the intelligence and wit of a pile of dog shit. The owner of this site ought to be paying me for keeping these saddos on line and , no doubt bunging the cunt a load of dough. I am performing an important social service here, providing a hate figure for a bunch of pathetic wankers and drawing them all together in the only social group where they are likely to be welcome.........and all i have to do is take the piss out of the wankers. Fuck me, they even supply my material for me! If only it was this easy at The Edinburgh Festival. This time next year i could be aspirational! More like aspirated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fuck my old boots, an entire thread dedicated to a pathetic unoriginal reversal of one of my threads with all the intelligence and wit of a pile of dog shit. The owner of this site ought to be paying me for keeping these saddos on line and , no doubt bunging the cunt a load of dough. I am performing an important social service here, providing a hate figure for a bunch of pathetic wankers and drawing them all together in the only social group where they are likely to be welcome.........and all i have to do is take the piss out of the wankers. Fuck me, they even supply my material for me! If only it was this easy at The Edinburgh Festival. This time next year i could be aspirational! right on cue......and so easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: I am performing an important social service here, providing a hate figure for a bunch of pathetic wankers and drawing them all together in the only social group where they are likely to be welcome... A martyr complex... how quaint. Just like Gong Farmer. Nobody is asking you to perform this service. Feel free to relieve yourself of duties any time you wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: More like aspirated. Even more like Asperger's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: ............I am performing an important social service here,.......... I wish you'd perform another "important social service".... 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: ..........providing a hate figure for a bunch of pathetic wankers and drawing them all together in the only social group .............. Hate? No.. pity is nearer the mark, although even that doesn't quite do it justice.... 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: ..........where they are likely to be welcome.......... Unlike some.... 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: ..........they even supply my material for me! If only it was this easy at The Edinburgh Festival. ....... Your "material" isn't even good enough for the Edinburgh Festival.... and that's about as big an insult as it gets... 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: ..................This time next year i could be aspirational! So you'd raise your game, to "be aspirational..." Yeah... don't want to aim too high now do we.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Another whinging post from judge and all because his Thread has gone off track. Ah poor Judge,lets all feel sorry for the cunt. I'm sure if we look hard enough we'll find some racism in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 Don't despair, Judge, you still have Frank as an avid admirer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 On 19/11/2015, 11:55:23, Snatch said: Another whinging post from judge and all because his Thread has gone off track. Ah poor Judge,lets all feel sorry for the cunt. I'm sure if we look hard enough we'll find some racism in there somewhere. Lets not feel sorry for Judge. It is hard to feel sorry for someone who claims soul rights to being a fan of Jethro Tull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Lets not feel sorry for Judge. It is hard to feel sorry for someone who claims soul rights to being a fan of Jethro Tull. ...... And my zero to your power of 10 equals nothing at all........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: ...... And my zero to your power of 10 equals nothing at all........ Just don't be jumping to any foreskin conclusions now though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Lets not feel sorry for Judge. It is hard to feel sorry for someone who claims soul rights to being a fan of Jethro Tull. I met Mick Abrahams, the original guitarist, a few years ago. He hasn't been at all well recently but he's on the mend. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: I met Mick Abrahams, the original guitarist, a few years ago. He hasn't been at all well recently but he's on the mend. Just saying. I jammed with him at a function in London. He is so fucking good I felt like a fumbling novice. I bought him a drink....J2o mango. He sportingly said nice things about my accompaniment of him.... But I wasn't fit to shine his shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 On 20/11/2015 02:05:15, Wizardsleeve said: Don't despair, Judge, you still have Frank as an avid admirer. I would despair for that very reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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