Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 It's that time of year again, when the Americans gorge themselves, alienate family with their uninformed opinions on the day's events, then go out shopping to beat, trample and leave for dead the weaker cunts, otherwise known as Thanksgiving and Black Friday. I never grow tired of the annual cuntfest and culling of the truly fucking stupid, all lining up to buy the cheapest, thought killing foreign made rubbish for their nest of borderline sociopathic, socially inept never-played-outside sprog. How many deaths and injuries this year? I say at least a dozen deaths and injuries into triple digits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Still safer than going to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 We can but hope that there are a few less of them come the New Year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 I don't know, I quite look forward to the Black Friday thingy we have. It lets me punch chavs over a no name brand Korean telly. I don't want the telly, I just like punching the chavsum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 1 hour ago, deebom said: I don't know, I quite look forward to the Black Friday thingy we have. It lets me punch chavs over a no name brand Korean telly. I don't want the telly, I just like punching the chavsum. Sounds a good idea Deebers. I'll give it go myself this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's that time of year again, when the Americans gorge themselves, alienate family with their uninformed opinions on the day's events, then go out shopping to beat, trample and leave for dead the weaker cunts, otherwise known as Thanksgiving and Black Friday. I never grow tired of the annual cuntfest and culling of the truly fucking stupid, all lining up to buy the cheapest, thought killing foreign made rubbish for their nest of borderline sociopathic, socially inept never-played-outside sprog. How many deaths and injuries this year? I say at least a dozen deaths and injuries into triple digits. I know, its a good job these cunts cannot easily access lethal firearms eh....oh err hang on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's that time of year again, when the Americans gorge themselves, alienate family with their uninformed opinions on the day's events, then go out shopping to beat, trample and leave for dead the weaker cunts, otherwise known as Thanksgiving and Black Friday. I never grow tired of the annual cuntfest and culling of the truly fucking stupid, all lining up to buy the cheapest, thought killing foreign made rubbish for their nest of borderline sociopathic, socially inept never-played-outside sprog. How many deaths and injuries this year? I say at least a dozen deaths and injuries into triple digits. Happily, the 'Friday' bit is now replicated in our own green and pleasant land, thus resulting in a pleasing 'natural selection' cull of the brain-dead, brain-washed, thick-as-pigshit-and-twice-as-nasty, TV drudge-monkeys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Happily, the 'Friday' bit is now replicated in our own green and pleasant land, thus resulting in a pleasing 'natural selection' cull of the brain-dead, brain-washed, thick-as-pigshit-and-twice-as-nasty, TV drudge-monkeys Indeed, but it's one more example of American cretinism and cuntery infecting our culture and society. For that, there simply aren't enough fatalities to make it worthwhile. Fucking yanks are a cancer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Indeed, but it's one more example of American cretinism and cuntery infecting our culture and society. For that, there simply aren't enough fatalities to make it worthwhile. Fucking yanks are a cancer! It does all seem a trifle one way doesn't it? I mean A Flock Of Seagulls were a long time ago now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 36 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It does all seem a trifle one way doesn't it? I mean A Flock Of Seagulls were a long time ago now Fuck me, jiggers, you had to have explored the deepest recesses of your memory to come up with that soppy lot. I had completely forgotten about that abortion of untalented cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck me, jiggers, you had to have explored the deepest recesses of your memory to come up with that soppy lot. I had completely forgotten about that abortion of untalented cunts. It did take some getting I'll admit, but they were the last truly virulent cultural smartbomb we ever dropped on the 'Atlantically Challenged', I feel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: It did take some getting I'll admit, but they were the last truly virulent cultural smartbomb we ever dropped on the 'Atlantically Challenged', I feel Elton John has a standing gig in Vegas at present. Just what they need there, another fat poof in rhinestones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Elton John has a standing gig in Vegas at present. Just what they need there, another fat poof in rhinestones. After all those years of being a poof I'm not surprised he's got a standing gig. Probably hasn't been able to sit for a while now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 https://youtu.be/p5l174CliKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 "Im still standing" by Elton Arsebandit must be autobiographical due to his bomb bay doors being sore due to having had them kicked in so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 On 27 November 2015 at 17:46:39, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck me, jiggers, you had to have explored the deepest recesses of your memory to come up with that soppy lot. I had completely forgotten about that abortion of untalented cunts. Funny, it was only yesterday I was reminded of these mulleted hooers and thought "Flock of Seagulls" was/could be/should be a euphemism for "shower of cunts". I think I'm going to start common usage of this. I know a few lexicographer Cunts at Collin's, I'll see if this can be sorted out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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