cuntspotter Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 To horse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 13 hours ago, Decimus said: She caught me young and inebriated, Wiz. One moment I was quite the man about town, the next I was trapped within an endless cycle of Fisher Price toys, spousal resentment and joyless day trips to Brewers Fayre restaurants and adventure playgrounds. Sounds absolutely dreadful old boy. Normally I tell people on here to kill themselves out of complete and utter contempt for them. In this instance, I'm sincerely suggesting you do it to put yourself out of such undoubted misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 22 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Sounds absolutely dreadful old boy. Normally I tell people on here to kill themselves out of complete and utter contempt for them. In this instance, I'm sincerely suggesting you do it to put yourself out of such undoubted misery. It's probably a more fatherly solution to my problems than inviting the McCanns round for dinner and hoping that my darlings will "mysteriously" disappear before dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I'm there. I've always wondered what monetary value would be the trigger figure that would enable me to fuck right off without fear of utter cunting penury and the scorn of many..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's probably a more fatherly solution to my problems than inviting the McCanns round for dinner and hoping that my darlings will "mysteriously" disappear before dessert. I might have a solution for you, decs. It's tricky and might cause a little upset.. Invite the kids to play hide and seek.. you go first. As soon as they start counting to 10, tippy-toe upstairs, strip naked and dive into the nearest wardrobe. Hang yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 3 minutes ago, Frank. said: I might have a solution for you, decs. It's tricky and might cause a little upset.. Invite the kids to play hide and seek.. you go first. As soon as they start counting to 10, tippy-toe upstairs, strip naked and dive into the nearest wardrobe. Hang yourself. Ah, "The Carradine". One last thrill before oblivion. I knew I could count on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 9 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Hey now..... ! Is there an option to poll the esteemed members of this community? T'would be an easy way to measure the truth of the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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