Guest nobgobbler Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 2 hours ago, nocti said: At the risk of sounding a bit soppy or sentimental, I'd lap at her fanny like a dog eating hot chips. You dirty dog nocti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 28 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Don't care, as long they don't make me sleep in the Kray's beds. Unlike Barbara Windsor who did at least one of em. Windsor - how in/appropriate. The other Kray twin would of had her brother if she had one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 As an aside, I would fuck absolutely anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: As an aside, I would fuck absolutely anything. Deci... meet Neil.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Snatch said: The other Kray twin would of had her brother if she had one. They'd have had him in a sandwich. Apparently her bloke swung both ways as will be seen when the latest version of events is screened. Pair off fucking benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 47 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: They'd have had him in a sandwich. Apparently her bloke swung both ways as will be seen when the latest version of events is screened. Pair off fucking benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 On 09/01/2016, 06:30:56, nobgobbler said: They'd have had him in a sandwich. Apparently her bloke swung both ways as will be seen when the latest version of events is screened. Pair off fucking benders. If you were her bloke, you'd probably have to, imagine listening to that cackle every time you slipped her one? Pierce your eardrums that would.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: If you were her bloke, you'd probably have to, imagine listening to that cackle every time you slipped her one? Pierce your eardrums that would.. Can't think about that, I feel a mantra coming on. Gary Barlow Gary Barlow Gary Barlow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Can't think about that, I feel a mantra coming on. Gary Barlow Gary Barlow Gary Barlow. No.. really?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 On 08/01/2016 21:09:55, Decimus said: As an aside, I would fuck absolutely anything. going thru a bit of a lean period Decimus............I can sympathize....I've got a ...ahem... friend, who is now into 4 months of a lean period...its having an effect on my...sorry his health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: going thru a bit of a lean period Decimus............I can sympathize....I've got a ...ahem... friend, who is now into 4 months of a lean period...its having an effect on my...sorry his health. I hear Prof has a lot of love to give. Just saying like..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: No.. really?? Oh yes. In fact, I woke up on christmas morning to Gary in bed beside me. Mr Gobblers idea of a joke was to buy an inflatable male doll off ebay. He stuck a Gary Barlow face mask on it and shoved it under the duvet. He spent 2 hours on the landing waiting for me to wake up and filmed my reaction on my phone. Then the cunt sent it to everybody in my contact list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Oh yes. In fact, I woke up on christmas morning to Gary in bed beside me. Mr Gobblers idea of a joke was to buy an inflatable male doll off ebay. He stuck a Gary Barlow face mask on it and shoved it under the duvet. He spent 2 hours on the landing waiting for me to wake up and filmed my reaction on my phone. Then the cunt sent it to everybody in my contact list. I honestly thought these dolls only came in female form......well that's next years present for Mrs Swarm sorted. I just need to find a Andrew Lloyd Webber mask now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I honestly thought these dolls only came in female form......well that's next years present for Mrs Swarm sorted. I just need to find a Andrew Lloyd Webber mask now. The masks come in all guises luke - everything from a sheep to a frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 42 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: The masks come in all guises luke - everything from a sheep to a frank. Fucking dolls? I've got real ones up here. Not all alive of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: going thru a bit of a lean period Decimus............I can sympathize....I've got a ...ahem... friend, who is now into 4 months of a lean period...its having an effect on my...sorry his health. I can sympathise luke. I have a friend with the same problem. Apparently it all started around Christmas when I, sorry, he, had a massive row with his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Oh yes. In fact, I woke up on christmas morning to Gary in bed beside me. Mr Gobblers idea of a joke was to buy an inflatable male doll off ebay. He stuck a Gary Barlow face mask on it and shoved it under the duvet. He spent 2 hours on the landing waiting for me to wake up and filmed my reaction on my phone. Then the cunt sent it to everybody in my contact list. Sound bloke then... exactly what I'd do... well... almost.... .. bet the conversation with "gary" was very relistic as well wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Sound bloke then... exactly what I'd do... well... almost.... .. bet the conversation with "gary" was very relistic as well wasn't it? It was rather one sided. I asked him to make me a cup of tea three times and the cunt just ignored me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: It was rather one sided. I asked him to make me a cup of tea three times and the cunt just ignored me. As Ding says then, very realistic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 15 hours ago, nobgobbler said: It was rather one sided. I asked him to make me a cup of tea three times and the cunt just ignored me. So I guess that means you do have a thing for "it" then...? ...in that case all the dirty comments, double-entendres, and smutty innuendo that I've sent your way over the months... I withdraw it... hur hur.. withdraw... hur hur.... snigger.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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