Guest Snatch Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Chances are you replaced your TV with one of those new fangled curved screen things Neil. If so you'll have discovered you need a 2:1 in computer programming to use the fucker. I can't be arsed to switch ours on. A word of advice, wash your cock. That'll cost you another tenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: That'll cost you another tenner. Oh I'm not paying that. Blokes round here let you do it for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 16 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: or better still give them an address that doesn't even exist, on your road obviously so you can see the sad twats getting pissed off. That's always a good one Flappers. Its great fun standing behind your net curtains, knocking one out furiously and muttering ' keep wasting your time you cunts' . Well it does it for me anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: I'm hoping you saw my subtle innuendo there Neil, and this wasn't just an immature reference to your Brie adorned bell-end? You tee 'em up son and i'll knock 'em in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Chances are you replaced your TV with one of those new fangled curved screen things Neil. If so you'll have discovered you need a 2:1 in computer programming to use the fucker. I can't be arsed to switch ours on. A word of advice, wash your cock. No I'm not drawn to the old curved screen,I'm so fucked off with being contacted by Sergei and all his mates I think I'll keep the fucker,cock duly scrubbed,thanks for the advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Apparently new TVs spy on you a la Winston Smith kind o thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Neil, I take it you're not a fan of that fat cunt Mike Brewer and his haggling on that cunting car programme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: Apparently new TVs spy on you a la Winston Smith kind o thing. that's your smart phones, but nevermind, Apple wont give your perving details to the FBI, they'll just sell the info to Tescos instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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