Neil Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 When did we become a nation of cunts unwilling to pay the asking price for anything?.Thought I'd update my telly so the old one gets advertised at a fixed price and all I've had is "will you take £70? " "will you take a £100?"no?,how about a £110?"...NO,NO,NO! fuck off.Try doing it when you next want petrol,try it in Tesco,try it with your next utility bill.I'd rather put the cunt in a skip than let some chavvy fucking arsewipe bully me down,In fact the price has just gone up you cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 20 minutes ago, neil298 said: When did we become a nation of cunts unwilling to pay the asking price for anything?.Thought I'd update my telly so the old one gets advertised at a fixed price and all I've had is "will you take £70? " "will you take a £100?"no?,how about a £110?"...NO,NO,NO! fuck off.Try doing it when you next want petrol,try it in Tesco,try it with your next utility bill.I'd rather put the cunt in a skip than let some chavvy fucking arsewipe bully me down,In fact the price has just gone up you cunts! How much you selling it for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 I want 2 for that price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How much you selling it for? If you have to ask you can't afford it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 57 minutes ago, neil298 said: When did we become a nation of cunts unwilling to pay the asking price for anything?.Thought I'd update my telly so the old one gets advertised at a fixed price and all I've had is "will you take £70? " "will you take a £100?"no?,how about a £110?"...NO,NO,NO! fuck off.Try doing it when you next want petrol,try it in Tesco,try it with your next utility bill.I'd rather put the cunt in a skip than let some chavvy fucking arsewipe bully me down,In fact the price has just gone up you cunts! How much for cash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 What about the cunt that pipes up.." you should have said, i got one exactly like that last week for half the money." or " ..you didn`t give that for it ??...fuck off, no way ?? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 23 minutes ago, Bubbles said: How much for cash? I've got to be cruel to be kind Bubbles,I will not sell it to you and I insist you return that pocket money back to your kids you fucking tealeaf,have you no shame? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: I've got to be cruel to be kind Bubbles,I will not sell it to you and I insist you return that pocket money back to your kids you fucking tealeaf,have you no shame? Apparently not. Or kids for that matter. If I did, the little cunts wouldn't get penny-one from me. Ask Withers (the smelly French toad) about the stinginess of a Welshman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Let me guess, GumTree. This website seems to attract the biggest morons by far and the fuckwits make ridiculous offers for items they haven't even seen. My advice is to respond with "yes, you can have it for that" and then don't actually give them an address for them to collect it from or better still give them an address that doesn't even exist, on your road obviously so you can see the sad twats getting pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Apparently not. Or kids for that matter. If I did, the little cunts wouldn't get penny-one from me. Ask Withers (the smelly French toad) about the stinginess of a Welshman. Back of the fucking queue cunt, Yorkshire then Scots, then Welsh... 1 hour ago, neil298 said: When did we become a nation of cunts unwilling to pay the asking price for anything?.Thought I'd update my telly so the old one gets advertised at a fixed price and all I've had is "will you take £70? " "will you take a £100?"no?,how about a £110?"...NO,NO,NO! fuck off.Try doing it when you next want petrol,try it in Tesco,try it with your next utility bill.I'd rather put the cunt in a skip than let some chavvy fucking arsewipe bully me down,In fact the price has just gone up you cunts! Do a swap for a microwave and a crate o' Carling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Let me guess, GumTree. No not that fucking heap of shit,not since my sister sold off some of her clothes and when a bloke turned up to look at them he tried the fuckers on!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just now, neil298 said: No not that fucking heap of shit,not since my sister sold off some clothes and when a bloke turned up to look at them he tried the fuckers on!!! The fucking perv... you'd never do that would you Neil...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Neil, as the alpha-pervert of CC, I assume you're offering discount for tit pictures from female buyers, wives, of-age daughters, etc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Took me ages to clean the fucking screen,smeary as fuck it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Do you take Bitcoin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: If you have to ask you can't afford it! You'd be surprised what I can afford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Why doesn't Neil try selling old chestnuts , its been done before successfully. ( now then look you ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Take it to the fucking tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Do 2nd hand tellys even have any value these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, deebom said: Do 2nd hand tellys even have any value these days? Neil has installed webcams into the front of them. He sells brand new ones for very low prices on eBay to Asian female international students attending bullshit London redbricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Take it to the fucking tip. Not so fast. At least give him a chance to consider my offer of £20 and a blow job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 10 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Take it to the fucking tip. 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Not so fast. At least give him a chance to consider my offer of £20 and a blow job. Must be a gag in here somewhere..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 She certainly would gag,not that I've got a big cock but I havn't washed it for a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 50 minutes ago, neil298 said: She certainly would gag,not that I've got a big cock but I havn't washed it for a month I'm hoping you saw my subtle innuendo there Neil, and this wasn't just an immature reference to your Brie adorned bell-end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Chances are you replaced your TV with one of those new fangled curved screen things Neil. If so you'll have discovered you need a 2:1 in computer programming to use the fucker. I can't be arsed to switch ours on. A word of advice, wash your cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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