Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 A largely ignored law across the land. A night in Britain's most haunted Inn was unsurprising very uneventful. The only real scare was the cost. Makes little difference what you are offered in any sales brochure , things are never as good as promised. From cars to hotels to the gay sex line bubbles rings , Bubbles you not phoning Brad pit, it's just frank in his shit stained y fronts. Salesmen are all cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: A largely ignored law across the land. A night in Britain's most haunted Inn was unsurprising very uneventful. The only real scare was the cost. Makes little difference what you are offered in any sales brochure , things are never as good as promised. From cars to hotels to the gay sex line bubbles rings , Bubbles you not phoning Brad pit, it's just frank in his shit stained y fronts. Salesmen are all cunts. I'm pretty sure he knows that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: A largely ignored law across the land. A night in Britain's most haunted Inn was unsurprising very uneventful. The only real scare was the cost. Makes little difference what you are offered in any sales brochure , things are never as good as promised. From cars to hotels to the gay sex line bubbles rings , Bubbles you not phoning Brad pit, it's just frank in his shit stained y fronts. Salesmen are all cunts. I used to drink in the Mermaid Hotel in Rye. Another 'most haunted' establishment. Rye being a tourist town attracted Amurricans and they all wanted to stay in this hotel. Gullible cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I used to drink in the Mermaid Hotel in Rye. Another 'most haunted' establishment. Rye being a tourist attracted Amurricans and they all wanted to stay in this hotel. Gullible cunts There probably were ghosts but they heard the Americans were coming so they walked through the walls and fucked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: There probably were ghosts but they heard the Americans were coming so they walked through the walls and fucked off. I wish you would walk into one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: I wish you would walk into one To get away from you I'd fucking run into one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 23 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I used to drink in the Mermaid Hotel in Rye. Another 'most haunted' establishment. Rye being a tourist attracted Amurricans and they all wanted to stay in this hotel. Gullible cunts Ha ha bang on, that is exactly where I stayed. Yvette fielding is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Give me a break, Eddie. I do my best standing there naked talking dirty to these fools who part with their hard earned. Well I hope they're hard. Should be laws against it proper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ha ha bang on, that is exactly where I stayed. Yvette fielding is a cunt. If my memory serves me well there was a guests bedroom on the 3rd floor at the back. It was said to make people who slept in it very depressed and there was an ever present aroma of piss. I believe it was called the Frank suite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 19 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: If my memory serves me well there was a guests bedroom on the 3rd floor at the back. It was said to make people who slept in it very depressed and there was an ever present aroma of piss. I believe it was called the Frank suite. The head chef and waiters are french, are your mates once again plotting to overrun England, staring from rye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: A largely ignored law across the land. A night in Britain's most haunted Inn was unsurprising very uneventful. The only real scare was the cost. Makes little difference what you are offered in any sales brochure , things are never as good as promised. From cars to hotels to the gay sex line bubbles rings , Bubbles you not phoning Brad pit, it's just frank in his shit stained y fronts. Salesmen are all cunts. What did you steal from the hotel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: The head chef and waiters are french, are your mates once again plotting to overrun England, staring from rye? Its already happening Edders , the electric running your computer is probably French. By the way , how can you afford to stay at the Mermaid. Have you had a lottery win or are you a drug baron ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Its already happening Edders , the electric running your computer is probably French. By the way , how can you afford to stay at the Mermaid. Have you had a lottery win or are you a drug baron ? I'm bills coke dealer, it's a lucrative number, sometimes I send a parcel upto Quincy but that's mostly laxative, trouble is the shit comes out of his mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What did you steal from the hotel? I had my eye on a witches ball, no opportunity for pilfering quince, however it did cross my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I had my eye on a witches ball, no opportunity for pilfering quince, however it did cross my mind. I bet you took a bathrobe or a mini kettle- come clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Ha ha bang on, that is exactly where I stayed. Yvette fielding is a cunt. Is this the same hotel that was on that fake show with Derek Acora or whatever the fuck he's called? You really expected it to be haunted because this cunt says so? I never had you down as being a gullible twat Edders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I bet you took a bathrobe or a mini kettle- come clean. Well I did take the mini bottles of shampoo and shower gel, not for me you understand, I donating them to an oxfam collection heading for Wales. I do hope bubbles gets them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Is this the same hotel that was on that fake show with Derek Acora or whatever the fuck he's called? You really expected it to be haunted because this cunt says so? I never had you down as being a gullible twat Edders. That's the one snatch, the room was supposed to be a haunted with two ghosts who are supposed to be seen on a regular basis sword fighting. Unfortunately after over eating in the restaurant, far too much booze followed up with a couple of zopiclone, a brass band couple have passed through without disturbing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Well I did take the mini bottles of shampoo and shower gel, not for me you understand, I donating them to an oxfam collection heading for Wales. I do hope bubbles gets them. Toilet roll is going to blow their minds, the disgusting oiks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: That's the one snatch, the room was supposed to be a haunted with two ghosts who are supposed to be seen on a regular basis sword fighting. Unfortunately after over eating in the restaurant, far too much booze followed up with a couple of zopiclone, a brass band couple have passed through without disturbing me. Whatever the case, i bet the room fucking stinks now, awful bad breath and the wife's fishy blurt, sure to have exorcised those ghosts to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Whatever the case, i bet the room fucking stinks now, awful bad breath and the wife's fishy blurt, sure to have exorcised those ghosts to fuck. I like your thinking, money to be made here, I will undercut those catholic priest perverts, they've had the monopoly on the exorcism racket for long enough. I could spend the night with the girlfriend, full fridge access obviously, £100. Guaranteed results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I like your thinking, money to be made here, I will undercut those catholic priest perverts, they've had the monopoly on the exorcism racket for long enough. I could spend the night with the girlfriend, full fridge access obviously, £100. Guaranteed results. You could send her down burrows to gas badgers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: You could send her down burrows to gas badgers . Na that's apes wife's racket. Don't want to upset the apple cart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Na that's apes wife's racket. Don't want to upset the apple cart. Bubbles wife would be ideal for purpose, were she not far to fat to fit down any burrow, going by what he said . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bubbles wife would be ideal for purpose, were she not far to fat to fit down any burrow, going by what he said . It's true, fucking disgusting creature, a couple of ciders and she goes down quicker than a fat dog on lino. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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