Guest luke swarm Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: I hAve seen the Lukers. Amazing stuff it really is. How she manages to lower her standards for the likes of us mere mortals is beyond me. I wonder what will be next? "People that don't close their wheelie bin lid properly"? Or maybe "Cunts who buy more than 2 loafs a bread"? I think that we can expect great things from The Roopster and this is just the start of her amazing journey....us lesser cunts should feel privileged to have conversed, nay to be cunted by her....we are like ants in the afterbirth as she shines like the sun down upon us....we owe her many things but above all we owe her AWE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Ironically, this post is by the site's biggest vegetable...... I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I think that we can expect great things from The Roopster and this is just the start of her amazing journey....us lesser cunts should feel privileged to have conversed, nay to be cunted by her....we are like ants in the afterbirth as she shines like the sun down upon us....we owe her many things but above all we owe her AWE. And that Roops is sarcasm. Learn from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: I have seen them Lukers. Amazing stuff it really is. How she manages to lower her standards for the likes of us mere mortals is beyond me. I wonder what will be next? "People that don't close their wheelie bin lid properly"? Or maybe "Cunts who buy more than 2 loafs a bread"? I am a One Nation Punter......perhaps if you stop buying two loafs at a time, your wheelie bin might close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: And that Roops is sarcasm. Learn from it. The whole site is built on sarcasm, even yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I am a One Nation Punter......perhaps if you stop buying two loafs at a time, your wheelie bin might close. Amazing answer. Truly fucking amazing. Just now, Mrs Roops said: The whole site is built on sarcasm, even yours That may be so but you just can't get the hang of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: And that Roops is sarcasm. Learn from it. It is quite good....I plagiarised from the Toothfairy in Red Dragon by Thomas Harris.......filmed as Manhunter, an excellent film, much better that Silence of the lambs remake/sequel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 10 minutes ago, Snatch said: Amazing answer. Truly fucking amazing. That may be so but you just can't get the hang of it. It gets your back up. Big Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: It is quite good....I plagiarised from the Toothfairy in Red Dragon by Thomas Harris.......filmed as Manhunter, an excellent film, much better that Silence of the lambs remake/sequel Indeed, i always thought Brian Cox was far more sinister than Anthony Hopkins who overdid the ham a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 26 minutes ago, luke swarm said: It is quite good....I plagiarised from the Toothfairy in Red Dragon by Thomas Harris.......filmed as Manhunter, an excellent film, much better that Silence of the lambs remake/sequel Lazy fucking writing, though. I suppose "Hannibal the Vegetarian" was too much of a challenge for the mind that hatched the dire "Black Sunday". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 40 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It gets your back up. Big Time. It does? Have a couple of emoticons you like so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: It does? Have a couple of emoticons you like so much. lay off her for a bit Snatch...give her a chance to see to her "family" and job etc...busy busy busy.......I will also take a break as I have an urgent appointment with 3 bottles of warsteiner and a chicken tikka naga with pilau rice.....laters mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: lay off her for a bit Snatch...give her a chance to see to her "family" and job etc...busy busy busy.......I will also take a break as I have an urgent appointment with 3 bottles of warsteiner and a chicken tikka naga with pilau rice.....laters mate. Yep, Chicken and Pilau, food of the well-heeled OAP in his McCarthy & Stone luxury maisonette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: lay off her for a bit Snatch...give her a chance to see to her "family" and job etc...busy busy busy.......I will also take a break as I have an urgent appointment with 3 bottles of warsteiner and a chicken tikka naga with pilau rice.....laters mate. Warsteiner? A fine beer although not selling to well in Germany. They export around the world though rather alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yep, Chicken and Pilau, food of the well-heeled OAP in his McCarthy & Stone luxury maisonette. oh dear we are getting quite shrill now Roopsy......how's that family of yours doing. Why not order out like I have instead of trying to prepare dinner and post at the same time......tell you what I will concede myself Roopsterecunted if it gives you peace.....you know you will not sleep well otherwise and I would not like that at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 hours ago, quinn83 said: Exhibit A. They are all pictured kissing said oversized vegetables, so one can only assume they are all perverted cunts Isn't that actor and ropey historian Tony Robinson? It looks like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 hours ago, quinn83 said: You have the punctuation of a vegetable. Anyone who puts a space between the last letter of a word and a full stop clearly rams vegetables up their arse Actually putting a question mark and a full stop isn't right either. I remember that from school. Sister Asumpta kept shouting it as she was ramming my face into her desk. Bless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: I understand that a lot of these people served in HM Forces so deserve our respect HM prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: oh dear we are getting quite shrill now Roopsy......how's that family of yours doing. Why not order out like I have instead of trying to prepare dinner and post at the same time......tell you what I will concede myself Roopsterecunted if it gives you peace.....you know you will not sleep well otherwise and I would not like that at all. ...wouldn't have thought a retiree living in luxury would require meals on wheels..... Thanks for your concern, I will sleep well, knowing my fav scribe is himself sleeping well, snug under a bundle of luxury Witney Blankets, and safe with a vigilant warden two doors away, ready and refreshed to spend all day reporting the exploits of other punters' cuntings. Stay Warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I am a One Nation Punter......perhaps if you stop buying two loafs at a time, your wheelie bin might close. Its like a fucking verbal tennis match with you two. New balls please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Are they off again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its like a fucking verbal tennis match with you two. New balls please 8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Are they off again? my apologies...I should really know better....I did try and steer it downstairs but failed miserably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: It is quite good....I plagiarised from the Toothfairy in Red Dragon by Thomas Harris.......filmed as Manhunter, an excellent film, much better that Silence of the lambs remake/sequel The dragon rampant! Do you see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: The dragon rampant! Do you see? do you remember the score...tangerine dream I think and its what made that superb film. Cox should have remained in the Lector role...a superb actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: do you remember the score...tangerine dream I think and its what made that superb film. Cox should have remained in the Lector role...a superb actor. Yeah but he wouldn't have time what with all that physics stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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