Bubba C Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 What are these cunts playing at? Walking about whilst using their phone/tablet/paperback, ignorantly bumping into people as if they own the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 It's good fun walking just in front of these people then very sharply stopping so they barrel into the back of you and end up looking a right prize cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 26 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What are these cunts playing at? Walking about whilst using their phone/tablet/paperback, ignorantly bumping into people as if they own the place. Are you and Quincy using the same fucking phone whilst he gives you a reach around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Who the fuck are they texting? And is the person they're texting walking and texting too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck are they texting? And is the person they're texting walking and texting too? Who gives a flying fuck? Cunts are far too engrossed in phones and their wanky social media lives these days. I'm not an old cunt, far from it, but there seems to be generations of fucking stupid young cunts now who use iPhones like life support machines. If it was up to me, I'd pull the plug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck are they texting? And is the person they're texting walking and texting too? Reading a fucking old fashioned book. What are you 11? To assume it has to be a device. Bet you love your device. Bzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 49 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Reading a fucking old fashioned book. What are you 11? To assume it has to be a device. Bet you love your device. Bzzzzzzz What my chainsaw? Yeah love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I used to walk a couple of miles up and down the A40 on my way to work and back. There's nothing on the A40 except cars and office blocks. The pavement is about 15' wide with a cycle path too. I used to read a book when the weather was nice, and due to me being the only cunt around, I never bumped into anyone. This was in the 90s, so I didn't have a phone to stare at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What my chainsaw? Yeah love it. Is that why it's called a gash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that why it's called a gash? What is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 40 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that why it's called a gash? Yeah, talk us through that Ding. Just said it, didn't think, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What is? 56 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Yeah, talk us through that Ding. Just said it, didn't think, eh? Dozy cunts. It's fucking obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Dozy cunts. It's fucking obvious. Go on then, pretend it isn't obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Go on then, pretend it isn't obvious. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gash Bzzz = vibrator Bzzz = chainsaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gash Bzzz = vibrator Bzzz = chainsaw Much like your own wiring, the connection is loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 44 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gash Bzzz = vibrator Bzzz = chainsaw Oh you didn't mean the character from Rab C Nesbitt then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 53 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh you didn't mean the character from Rab C Nesbitt then? He doesn't know what he meant, but went floundering on regardless, like a landed, er, flounder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He doesn't know what he meant, but went floundering on regardless, like a landed, er, flounder. Considering you've used the word in the same context, either you're being deliberately obtuse, (that mean's "pretending to be thick", just so you don't have to google it), or you really are that thick. My moneys' on the second option. 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh you didn't mean the character from Rab C Nesbitt then? Sturgeon is on the other topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Considering you've used the word in the same context, either you're being deliberately obtuse, (that mean's "pretending to be thick", just so you don't have to google it), or you really are that thick. My moneys' on the second option. Sturgeon is on the other topic... Very clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 19 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gash Bzzz = vibrator Bzzz = chainsaw ha ha ha bat cave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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