Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Carbon dioxide is CO2. Methane is C4. You never noticed I made a deliberate error in my post. Seeing as a Nobel prize in Chemistry is obviously beyond you, I suggest you focus your efforts on getting your Nobel prize in being a tight, thick Yorkshire twat. Be warned, there will be lots of competition for it. 2 things;- 1) What deliberate mistake? 2) See below... if you're going to be a pedantic wanker, at least be a correct pedantic wanker... 4 minutes ago, Rick_B said: CH4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 9 minutes ago, Rick_B said: CH4 He hasn't a fucking clue. Tell him shite is actually gold/ he'll certainly lap that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The Highway Code is full of pictures of road signs. Perhaps you could adopt one as your avatar? Maybe the little man digging a hole, or the warning about children crossing? Tufty was a cunt. Didn't Tufty get fucked over when crossing the road behind Mr kid fiddlers Icecream van? He was a retarded cunt when I was like 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Reeking hot, spattering ringpiece gravy. Fabulous input into the debate Quincy.....one of your best yet ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 14 hours ago, DontTalkToMe said: The Highway Code is a document in which our government (people in charge) rightfully dictate how one must act whilst in control of a road vehicle (motorised or not) on a public road. As far as I have seen 99% of cunts throw the rules away within a few hours of passing their driving test. So, here are some reminders for those ignorant fucks: • you may only flash your headlights to alert somebody to your presence. They are not for signalling any action. For example if someone flashes you and so you assume it's safe to pull out then you end up in a crash because someone hits you when you're pulling out, that is YOUR FAULT and you will be liable for the results. Insurance costs and dangerous driving charges. So you're a cunt as well as the cunt who flashed you. • Using any handheld device while your engine is running is completely illegal and you know it. • Eating or drinking while your engine is running is viewed in the same way as when using a phone or other device. • Smoking whilst driving is equally as distracting as having anything else in you hand. However the governcunts won't do anything about this unless you have kids in the car, applying the rules only for the cause of health but not safety. • Cyclists have the same rights as motor vehicle users. Road tax arguments are completely invalid. Have a look at where your tax money goes, cunt. I only need to drive about 20 miles a day but I'd really appreciate it if you cunts would pay attention to the rules and stop cunting it up for me. Thanks xx Oh thanks for the info, PC fucking Knob. Surprised you've ever got your head above dash level long enough to critique other peoples driving….Thanks xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Cunts who ignore the Highway Code.......so thats 1) taxi drivers 2) women drivers 3) chesea tractors 4) cunts on bikes 5) cunts on donor cycles 6) Romanian uninsured fucking halfwit cunts driving foreign plated cars with bullet holes in them. 7) gypsy pikey caravan towing illegal tourist cunts 8) all filthy bent coppers 9) thick Nigerian cunts taking their fat ass wives to do the cleaning jobs at 5.30pm every night in a car that has the combined weight of 5.5 tonnes in it with the passengers who look like they just stepped out of a Tom n Gerry cartoon. 10) cunts in BMWs..........largely me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 True that…..if you're ever feeling depressed and think your life is pointless…..just remember its someones jobs to fit the indicators at the BMW factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Reeking hot, spattering ringpiece gravy. Good work, Quince! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 9 hours ago, Rick_B said: CH4 What is a H between friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, Manky said: What is a H between friends? Dopey fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 What about wankers that see the speed limit as a target to aim for, whatever the weather. Stupid cunts. I wonder how many of these have wrapped their vehicle around a tree trying to reach 60mph just because they see the national speed limit sign. Lots, I hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 57 minutes ago, Manky said: What is a H between friends? Can I suggest an alternative use for some C4 involving a short fuse-wire, a comedy chicken egg timer some Vaseline and your arse? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 40 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Dopey fucking cunt. Easy mistake to make. C4 is plastic explosive and I was thinking of Spunkape's golf buggy. C4 was also a 3 wheeled electric bike that was going to change the world of transport before the ill-fated Sinclair C5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 40 minutes ago, Manky said: Easy mistake to make. C4 is plastic explosive and I was thinking of Spunkape's golf buggy. C4 was also a 3 wheeled electric bike that was going to change the world of transport before the ill-fated Sinclair C5. Its also a Citroen which is exclusively driven by Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 34 minutes ago, CuntyMcCunterson said: Its also a Citroen which is exclusively driven by Cunts. And short for Channel 4 which is exclusively watched by cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Let's not be too harsh on the insignificant worm who started this nomination. At least he had the decency to realise his error and general inadequacy, and has kindly fucked off never to bother us again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 7 hours ago, Manky said: Easy mistake to make. C4 is plastic explosive and I was thinking of Spunkape's golf buggy. C4 was also a 3 wheeled electric bike that was going to change the world of transport before the ill-fated Sinclair C5. Just be more careful with your proclamations in future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 23 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Just be more careful with your proclamations in future. Why? The thick cunts on here rarely pick up on facts, preferring to cunt me for some perceived failing or idiosyncrasy. Take Spunkape for example, just take him. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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