Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 minute ago, southerncunt said: The records stuck, punkers. Better get up from your cum stained bean bag and pry the plug out of the wall with a butter knife. Make sure you do us all a favour and disable the circuit breaker before you do though. There's a good chap. I'm afraid the plug is a dummy one, concealing a disgusting cum-rimmed glory hole to the golf club next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The records stuck, punkers. Better get up from your cum stained bean bag and pry the plug out of the wall with a butter knife. Make sure you do us all a favour and disable the circuit breaker before you do though. There's a good chap. More gibberish from our resident Australian arsehole. Oh by the way did you watch the rugby on Saturday ? That's 2-0 up in the series against the Australian faggots. lol lol lol. lolol. Where's your handbag skippy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 25 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The records stuck, punkers. Better get up from your cum stained bean bag and pry the plug out of the wall with a butter knife. Make sure you do us all a favour and disable the circuit breaker before you do though. There's a good chap. He has a plug lodged in his wall!!!!? My God, the enormity of his perversion knows no bounds! Oh...an ELECTRIC plug....I see now...carry on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm afraid the plug is a dummy one, concealing a disgusting cum-rimmed glory hole to the golf club next door. Another resident sicko.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: It's a well known fact that only women can multi-task. Not the ones I meet. Then again, I suppose it's difficult for them to do anything once the rohypnol kicks in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 8 hours ago, nobgobbler said: It's a well known fact that only women can multi-task. Threesome? Or full 5-a-side, one in every hole, and one in each hand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 45 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Threesome? Or full 5-a-side, one in every hole, and one in each hand.... ... and a Yorkshire pudding in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: ... and a Yorkshire pudding in the oven. I'M THERE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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