Guest Manky Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Did she? damn... missed that... I woke up this morning and the world hadn't ended. Why did my political heroes, Cameron, Diane Abbott, Bob Geldoff and Nial Horan lie to me? OK, I lie.I voted Brexit, tempted away from the rational and sensible path by Liz Hurley's tits. Does she not realise she has destroyed everything good in the world and World War 3 is her fault. Next time she rings my mobile, I will pretend I am not in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Manky said: I woke up this morning and the world hadn't ended. Why did my political heroes, Cameron, Diane Abbott, Bob Geldoff and Nial Horan lie to me? OK, I lie.I voted Brexit, tempted away from the rational and sensible path by Liz Hurley's tits. Does she not realise she has destroyed everything good in the world and World War 3 is her fault. Next time she rings my mobile, I will pretend I am not in. Next time she rings, set up a redirect to my phone, cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 On 25/06/2016 at 2:06 PM, DingTheRioja said: Next time she rings, set up a redirect to my phone, cheers! I don't think the call will last very long when she hears your speech impediment and Go West by the Pet Shop Boys blaring in the background, best of luck though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 5 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: I don't think the call will last very long when she hears your speech impediment and Go West by the Pet Shop Boys blaring in the background, best of luck though. West End Girls you twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 On 23/06/2016 at 10:14 PM, Sancho Cuntza said: Wheest. Sancho fucking who? Aitch-dropping cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Remoaners are everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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