Guest Hector Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 It's going to be a cunt listening to many of you cunts lamenting the inevitable vote to remain in the EU in the next few hours. Therefore I shall go forth and insert my head up my own arse for a few days and dream that Cameron et al will be sticking theirs in a shit mincer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Hoppit knob jockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Hoppit knob jockey. Another insightful riposte from our resident spacker. I hope we vote out. Then we can ban gay sports like golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Hector said: It's going to be a cunt listening to many of you cunts lamenting the inevitable vote to remain in the EU in the next few hours. Therefore I shall go forth and insert my head up my own arse for a few days and dream that Cameron et al will be sticking theirs in a shit mincer. Soppy Cunt, go hang yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Fatty said: Soppy Cunt, go hang yourself At least I could. The rope would snap with it around your neck you lard-arsed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elvis Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 I'm voting out, its now or never, i've lost that loving feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Just now, Elvis said: I'm voting out, its now or never, i've lost that loving feeling. Another newbie, fuck OFF cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 hey fatty, how about you fuck off. Take punkers with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: hey fatty, how about you fuck off. Take punkers with you. Back in you cell wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 *your* you black pudding fingered clumsy one insult shitstain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: *your* you black pudding fingered clumsy one insult shitstain I wasn't expecting to have erudite discourse when I signed up, but I certainly wasn't prepared to engage with the only mentally retarded window licker in town who tries to take chomps out of the glass he is salivating on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Sancho Cuntza said: I wasn't expecting to have erudite discourse when I signed up, but I certainly wasn't prepared to engage with the only mentally retarded window licker in town who tries to take chomps out of the glass he is salivating on. Poor grammar is inexcusable. I cannot abide cunts with a limited command of our wonderful language. Fatty is a 22 chromosome gold carat fuck stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elvis Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Do you guys just insult each other?, I thought the idea was to slag people in the public eye. Thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Elvis said: Do you guys just insult each other?, I thought the idea was to slag people in the public eye. Thank you very much. I think what we need from you is a little less conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 31 minutes ago, Elvis said: Do you guys just insult each other?, I thought the idea was to slag people in the public eye. Thank you very much. Feel free to nominate someone then. I'm sure you'll receive a warm reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 34 minutes ago, Elvis said: Do you guys just insult each other?, I thought the idea was to slag people in the public eye. Thank you very much. Oh how quaint! You could put up 'Ian Huntley' as a nom - and within three postings it'll be: 'You're gay!' 'No YOU'RE gay! 'Well your gay!' 'Well your gay what?' 'Well you're Hitler!' 'Well at least Hitler wasn't gay' 'Hitler was gay and he had a gay moustache!' 'Poof...gay...shitstabbing Hitler...poof..lederhosen...gay!!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 3 hours ago, Sancho Cuntza said: I think what we need from you is a little less conversation. A little more action. 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Oh how quaint! You could put up 'Ian Huntley' as a nom - and within three postings it'll be: 'You're gay!' 'No YOU'RE gay! 'Well your gay!' 'Well your gay what?' 'Well you're Hitler!' 'Well at least Hitler wasn't gay' 'Hitler was gay and he had a gay moustache!' 'Poof...gay...shitstabbing Hitler...poof..lederhosen...gay!!' lederhosen? No, that's a bit too close to noncing someone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Oh how quaint! You could put up 'Ian Huntley' as a nom - and within three postings it'll be: 'You're gay!' 'No YOU'RE gay! 'Well your gay!' 'Well your gay what?' 'Well you're Hitler!' 'Well at least Hitler wasn't gay' 'Hitler was gay and he had a gay moustache!' 'Poof...gay...shitstabbing Hitler...poof..lederhosen...gay!!' Shut up you big gay bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 7 hours ago, Elvis said: I'm voting out, its now or never, i've lost that loving feeling. Vote with your feet and fuck away off into the sea you cum stain cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Elvis said: Do you guys just insult each other?, I thought the idea was to slag people in the public eye. Thank you very much. You clueless cunt, that's only half the idea, possibly a quarter. No need to thank anyone, grovelling is fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 8 hours ago, Hector said: At least I could. The rope would snap with it around your neck you lard-arsed cunt. Nice one. Have a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 7 hours ago, Elvis said: Do you guys just insult each other?, I thought the idea was to slag people in the public eye. Thank you very much. Huhaha. Thangyouverymuch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Huhaha. Thangyouverymuch! Go on luv, cough it up, you'll feel better for it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 First Eddie is banned, and now it seems the vote will swing in favour of Remain. Will he be able to mentally cope with two crippling blows in such short succession? I suspect he will be found dead tomorrow, dressed in full Klan gear, self-inflicted shotgun wound to the face. There will be a suicide note on his Wickes kitchen counter. The police will initially think it is a child's homework due to the unintelligible, child-like handwriting and sentence structure. Upon closer inspection, they will realise it is a rambling, interminable suicide note, meandering loosely around topics such as the Rhodesian Free State, Aryan genetics, and EU import restrictions on irregularly shaped raisins. He will have nobody to leave his meager possessions to. because everything thinks him to be an intolerable cunt. In a cruel final twist, the state will donate the proceeds of his 'council estate' to a charity which aims to help better integrate Muslims in poor London boroughs. RIP Eddie, you shitty arsehole of a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: First Eddie is banned, and now it seems the vote will swing in favour of Remain. Will he be able to mentally cope with two crippling blows in such short succession? I suspect he will be found dead tomorrow, dressed in full Klan gear, self-inflicted shotgun wound to the face. There will be a suicide note on his Wickes kitchen counter. The police will initially think it is a child's homework due to the unintelligible, child-like handwriting and sentence structure. Upon closer inspection, they will realise it is a rambling, interminable suicide note, meandering loosely around topics such as the Rhodesian Free State, Aryan genetics, and EU import restrictions on irregularly shaped raisins. He will have nobody to leave his meager possessions to. because everything thinks him to be an intolerable cunt. In a cruel final twist, the state will donate the proceeds of his 'council estate' to a charity which aims to help better integrate Muslims in poor London boroughs. RIP Eddie, you shitty arsehole of a man. Hear hear. Good riddance Eddie, you wise cracking little shit, tonight I shall crack your gravestone with a mallet and vomit on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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