Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 I had a look and as far as I can see this hasn't been nommed. When I'd hear people moan about BMW drivers I used to think this was just a stereotype, I now know that there's no smoke without fire. I'm well aware there are a variety of dick head drivers out there, but it seems that every time I clock a Beamer badge I know they're going to drive like total fucking cunts, especially if there's a personalised number plate involved. I swear they must test them at the dealership to see if they're considered mentally deficient enough to complete the transaction. If they want to drive like spackers and kill themselves fine, it's a plus for the rest of us. My piss just boils everytime I see one of the stupid cunts putting others at risk by driving like careless cunts. If any of you reading this own a Beamer and think "I'm not like that" Yes you fucking are and you're a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 This is just plain fucking awful. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: This is just plain fucking awful. Idiot. Just had a flick through a few pages of the most recent noms and couldn't see your name by any of them, so for future reference keep that bald, shit bin owning, scrawny, Pete burns dancing dome out of my threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Just had a flick through a few pages of the most recent noms and couldn't see your name by any of them, so for future reference keep that bald, shit bin owning, scrawny, Pete burns dancing dome out of my threads. Noted. Do you have any new material? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Noted. Do you have any new material? Yeah, I was planning on rolling it out around the same time you decided to make a nom, could be a fucking while then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 30 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: I had a look and as far as I can see this hasn't been nommed. When I'd hear people moan about BMW drivers I used to think this was just a stereotype, I now know that there's no smoke without fire. I'm well aware there are a variety of dick head drivers out there, but it seems that every time I clock a Beamer badge I know they're going to drive like total fucking cunts, especially if there's a personalised number plate involved. I swear they must test them at the dealership to see if they're considered mentally deficient enough to complete the transaction. If they want to drive like spackers and kill themselves fine, it's a plus for the rest of us. My piss just boils everytime I see one of the stupid cunts putting others at risk by driving like careless cunts. If any of you reading this own a Beamer and think "I'm not like that" Yes you fucking are and you're a cunt! You're so working class.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're so working class.... Not this shit again. Frank , put a lead on her before she gets bitten.” Now you don't wanna get bitten now do ya sweetheart?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Yeah, I was planning on rolling it out around the same time you decided to make a nom, could be a fucking while then. You're too stupid to do or say anything of significance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You're too stupid to do or say anything of significance. So? Your point is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 8 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Yeah, I was planning on rolling it out around the same time you decided to make a nom, could be a fucking while then. You have nothing, quim. Another tragic uncouth fucking polyester-trousered youth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: You have nothing, quim. Another tragic uncouth fucking polyester-trousered youth. Frank with all of your wisdom & unbridled wit why don't you use your time and energy to fuck off and create your own thread? There's a topic in your quote you could use if the neurons in that bald dome aren't firing properly and it'll keep you preoccupied and away from posting more dull unfunny shit on anyone's thread for a while? Just a suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Just now, BrothersQuim said: Frank with all of your wisdom & unbridled wit why don't you use your time and energy to fuck off and create your own thread? There's a topic in your quote you could use if the neurons in that bald dome aren't firing properly and it'll keep you preoccupied and away from posting more dull unfunny shit on anyone's thread for a while? Just a suggestion. Mike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Mike? No. It's Everard in disguise....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 A decent nom. These cleg nits think they don't have to indicate. However, Frank is right. You should kill yourself. Quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: No. It's Everard in disguise....... Are you going to come down to eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: Are you going to come down to eat? Don't be offering your stinking ring piece to Punk in my thread you cunt! Fuck off into one of Monumentals to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Are you going to come down to eat? Blessed are the meek when the crow flies over inactive volcano...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: A decent nom. These cleg nits think they don't have to indicate. However, Frank is right. You should kill yourself. Quickly. Or give right of way, or use their fucking eyes. I suppose if we can all see their beamer badge it's an early warning sign to an approaching cunt, much like when someone pulls an IPhone out of their pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Don't be offering your stinking ring piece to Punk in my thread you cunt! Fuck off into one of Monumentals to do that. That does it for me, quim. Consider yourself bucketed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 11 minutes ago, Frank said: That does it for me, quim. Consider yourself bucketed. Which part? Trying to banish you to one of Monumentals threads? Was a bit harsh in hindsight, you're still a cunt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 14 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Which part? Trying to banish you to one of Monumentals threads? Was a bit harsh in hindsight, you're still a cunt though. You're so working class... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Add Volvos to that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You're so working class... Fascinating, please do go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 hour ago, BrothersQuim said: I had a look and as far as I can see this hasn't been nommed. When I'd hear people moan about BMW drivers I used to think this was just a stereotype, I now know that there's no smoke without fire. I'm well aware there are a variety of dick head drivers out there, but it seems that every time I clock a Beamer badge I know they're going to drive like total fucking cunts, especially if there's a personalised number plate involved. I swear they must test them at the dealership to see if they're considered mentally deficient enough to complete the transaction. If they want to drive like spackers and kill themselves fine, it's a plus for the rest of us. My piss just boils everytime I see one of the stupid cunts putting others at risk by driving like careless cunts. If any of you reading this own a Beamer and think "I'm not like that" Yes you fucking are and you're a cunt! What type of car do you drive ? I drive a Range Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Add Volvos to that.. Never really seen a volvo doing anything overly shitty to be honest, maybe driving at 30 on a national speed road because they're ancient but nothing major. What makes them cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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