Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Not literally. I was thinking earlier about how since joining this site I find myself having to seriously tone down my insults while out and about. A simple "fuck off, dickhead" would have sufficed in days gone by, now I find myself reaching into the upper echelons of vile language before having to remind myself, there's a time and a place. I don't imagine I'm alone in this and having to tone it down can be a right cunt sometimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Funny, I was thinking about this the other day. I think some stupid cunt dared walk in front of me so I called them a stupid cunt and they got all arsey about "my language". Fuck them, fuck anyone who thinks anyone should have to curtail their abuse and tone. Mary Whitehouse was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Driving through town the other day and some dozy old bint was sat in the box junction, I ended up screaming some shit about "you're not fucking dead yet, so fucking move bitch!"... unfortunately (?) it was a red hot day and I had all 4 of my car windows down. I think the main reason people stared at me was because I was going the other way and the box junction was nothing to do with me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Funny, I was thinking about this the other day. I think some stupid cunt dared walk in front of me so I called them a stupid cunt and they got all arsey about "my language". Fuck them, fuck anyone who thinks anyone should have to curtail their abuse and tone. Mary Whitehouse was a cunt. I did something similar, I called a colleague a "cot death brained cunt" as soon as that last word left my lips I knew I'd dropped a bollock. He just stared at me in disgust for a moment or two then swiftly left the room. It got the result I wanted don't get me wrong but Christ, it was fucking awkward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Driving through town the other day and some dozy old bint was sat in the box junction, I ended up screaming some shit about "you're not fucking dead yet, so fucking move bitch!"... unfortunately (?) it was a red hot day and I had all 4 of my car windows down. I think the main reason people stared at me was because I was going the other way and the box junction was nothing to do with me... I can't put my finger on it but either Punk has created a new level on the Autistic spectrum and made you look better in the process, or you're becoming rather amusing of late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Just now, BrothersQuim said: I can't put my finger on it but either Punk has created a new level on the Autistic spectrum and made you look better in the process, or you're becoming rather amusing of late. Fucking hell... First it was Gove, then a Vauxhall, now Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucking hell... First it was Gove, then a Vauxhall, now Punkers? Could be worse, you could admit to owning the new range rover sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 26 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Not literally. I was thinking earlier about how since joining this site I find myself having to seriously tone down my insults while out and about. A simple "fuck off, dickhead" would have sufficed in days gone by, now I find myself reaching into the upper echelons of vile language before having to remind myself, there's a time and a place. I don't imagine I'm alone in this and having to tone it down can be a right cunt sometimes! Exactly the same with me. Usually when my priest slaps my arse I usually give a "ooh father you are naughty tee hee". But today it was "Ooh father you terrible cunt"! Five extra 'Hail Marys' that got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Just now, BrothersQuim said: Could be worse, you could admit to owning the new range rover sport. Now you can fuck right off!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Exactly the same with me. Usually when my priest slaps my arse I usually give a "ooh father you are naughty tee hee". But today it was "Ooh father you terrible cunt"! Five extra 'Hail Marys' that got me. How many times did he require you to perform Self-flagellation after that misdemeanor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: How many times did he require you to perform Self-flagellation after that misdemeanor? That's the Methodists you're thinking of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's the Methodists you're thinking of. My mistake, I got lost in the thought of you being beaten with a barbed cat o' nine tails and made a simple error as the blood was rushing elsewhere. Can you forgive me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Unbelievably I find I have toned down my profanities on here and in the real world. I used to get gunchester rage,. Where the first thing the other guy usually says is ..what the fuck was that for...as he picks his blood stained face off the floor. That's what working in kiwi save did for me in my youth with all those violent robbing cunts. In the Cotswolds if someone speaks out without exclaiming excuse me first....that's just fucking cunting well not on and deemed proper aggressive behaviour. I have to bite my lip regularly, otherwise I will fucking end up biting there's... However I had road rage with a guy who almost killed my lad when cycling....he just pulled out of side road ....I think he and his family had never heard half the words that came from my mouth..... Had the cunt by the throat through his car window and he cried. will do same to Frank if he ever pops up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Unbelievably I find I have toned down my profanities on here and in the real world. I used to get gunchester rage,. Where the first thing the other guy usually says is ..what the fuck was that for...as he picks his blood stained face off the floor. That's what working in kiwi save did for me in my youth with all those violent robbing cunts. In the Cotswolds if someone speaks out without exclaiming excuse me first....that's just fucking cunting well not on and deemed proper aggressive behaviour. I have to bite my lip regularly, otherwise I will fucking end up biting there's... However I had road rage with a guy who almost killed my lad when cycling....he just pulled out of side road ....I think he and his family had never heard half the words that came from my mouth..... Had the cunt by the throat through his car window and he cried. will do same to Frank if he ever pops up here. None of this actually happened, did it Mongy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 I've been well and truly cunts-cornered. I have to bite my tongue all the time these days, otherwise I'm a fucking embarrassment. And I hope that cunt who who drove through a massive puddle last week and soaked my legs right up to my arse can lip read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 11 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Not literally. I was thinking earlier about how since joining this site I find myself having to seriously tone down my insults while out and about. A simple "fuck off, dickhead" would have sufficed in days gone by, now I find myself reaching into the upper echelons of vile language before having to remind myself, there's a time and a place. I don't imagine I'm alone in this and having to tone it down can be a right cunt sometimes! What a thoroughly disappointing nom. Could you please put a bit more effort in next time please, my good man. With best regards, Drew. ps. You fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Good nom from quim. And he's right, since landing on here I've found myself having to modify my casual abusive comments in polite company in much the same way that I had to restrain casual racism and sexism when I spent most of my time on sicki. I blame the muslims. And women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Same here. I also find the use the word cunt has lost some of it's bite as we are constantly using it here. Bunch of cunts that we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I've been well and truly cunts-cornered. I have to bite my tongue all the time these days, otherwise I'm a fucking embarrassment. And I hope that cunt who who drove through a massive puddle last week and soaked my legs right up to my arse can lip read. You were wearing tight white pants then I assume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I've been well and truly cunts-cornered. I have to bite my tongue all the time these days, otherwise I'm a fucking embarrassment. And I hope that cunt who who drove through a massive puddle last week and soaked my legs right up to my arse can lip read. I understood completely Gobby. But you must understand, the puddle was the fastest and easiest way to discover whether or not you were wearing your knickers. You can't imagine my disappointment to discover your adoration of torso covering grannies. A lovely sort like you should be in skimpy arse floss style or at most string bikini with minimal backside coverage. It should be noted, I was hoping to get the cunt in the smart suit next to you. He's a rapist. I find I do most of my cursing here. I get it out of my system with you lot and it never seems to cross my mind elsewhere. Odd, that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 16 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Not literally. I was thinking earlier about how since joining this site I find myself having to seriously tone down my insults while out and about. A simple "fuck off, dickhead" would have sufficed in days gone by, now I find myself reaching into the upper echelons of vile language before having to remind myself, there's a time and a place. I don't imagine I'm alone in this and having to tone it down can be a right cunt sometimes! Fuck off cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 1 hour ago, BrothersQuim said: You were wearing tight white pants then I assume? Wondered who would be the first to notice that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I understood completely Gobby. But you must understand, the puddle was the fastest and easiest way to discover whether or not you were wearing your knickers. You can't imagine my disappointment to discover your adoration of torso covering grannies. A lovely sort like you should be in skimpy arse floss style or at most string bikini with minimal backside coverage. It should be noted, I was hoping to get the cunt in the smart suit next to you. He's a rapist. I find I do most of my cursing here. I get it out of my system with you lot and it never seems to cross my mind elsewhere. Odd, that. All I can say is . And, carry on cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Fuck off cunt Sleep apnea still not claimed you, you fat cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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