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Sounds like Quincy, but is an even bigger cunt, and what a fucking cunt. Drooling uncontrollably, can't swallow, throat like a bag of razors. I'm dying. 

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2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Sounds like Quincy, but is an even bigger cunt, and what a fucking cunt. Drooling uncontrollably, can't swallow, throat like a bag of razors. I'm dying. 

Your boyfriend must be devastated.

Good work, quinsy, I hope it finishes you off. Mortally, not sexually. 

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2 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Your boyfriend must be devastated.

Good work, quinsy, I hope it finishes you off. Mortally, not sexually. 

Fuck off, no laughing shit this.

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2 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Your boyfriend must be devastated.

Good work, quinsy, I hope it finishes you off. Mortally, not sexually. 

My missus is pleased- I can't talk. This way,I can only call her a moaning fucking cunt deep down in my heart of hearts rather than verbally. 

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Guest Manky
16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

 

12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Not sure what you're getting at.

I am just congratulating you on revealing your STD to the most sympathetic and caring audience you could hope to find. The friction burns on your throat can easily be cured by sitting in a Munich McDonalds and waiting for more cultural enrichment to happen.

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11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

If you're throat is like a bag of razor blades, try gargling with barbed wire instead... just a thought...

Good plan, Dung. This, and a Domestos chaser with a line of caustic soda should see you right, quince. 

If your current affliction has been caused by dining at the Y on Mrs Q, maybe you should enquire further to her cleanliness.

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42 minutes ago, Manky said:

 

I am just congratulating you on revealing your STD to the most sympathetic and caring audience you could hope to find. The friction burns on your throat can easily be cured by sitting in a Munich McDonalds and waiting for more cultural enrichment to happen.

What direction are you taking this in?

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Guest I know that Cunt
1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

If only it would disable your fingers too. 

Well it has disabled his fucking brain, not that he had much of one to start with the cunt.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
1 hour ago, neil298 said:

Just to cheer you up,a mate had this fucker and ended up in hospital for a fucking week....have a nice day!

 

Yeah been reading up, looks ace, cunt doc should have referred to ENT lot. Cunt

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12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

This nom makes no sense to me. Was everyone on the nose bags last night? If so, why wasn't I invited? 

I wish I did have, the local anaesthetic properties would be most welcome. Quinsy, is tonsillitis, for real men- heroes even.

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5 hours ago, Bubba C said:

And Marc Almond tribute acts. 

Fuckin night three up twitching in agony . Fuck this , A&E 7am, fuck their moaning 

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