The average American

[Roadkill]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Noted. But to be fair to myself I came on here to exercise the parts of my brain that don't normally get a workout, not to tell porkies, and I haven't told any. Believe what you will though.

You should reaaaaly start. It's quite fun and these gullible fuckers buy it all

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

Eric, joking aside, if what you're saying about your other-half is true, then I genuinely feel for you.

Growing up, I actually lost a friend, and more recently family members, to what truly is one of life's biggest cunts, and nobody should be comfortable in taking the piss. 

We didn't start off too well, and it was only really an initiation, but I truly hope, for your sake, that your husband pulls through his illness. 

You absolute cunt bubba. 2 paragraphs of misdirection/lulling, followed by a gaylord punchline. Bravo sir. Eric, you soft cunt, that was petty good. What you need to go is concentrate on your ripostes, show no weakness, deflect it, turn it about. I'd rather die of cancer than read any more of this spunk.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Noted. But to be fair to myself I came on here to exercise the parts of my brain that don't normally get a workout, not to tell porkies, and I haven't told any. Believe what you will though.

The default setting for everyone is, or should be, not really believing anything. Whether someone claims something fabulous or something disastrous, it is an anonymous website called what it is. Additionally, everything is up for slagging, and everything gets slagged. The only gauge of anyone's merit is their skills. The thing is, there have been those who can be bothered keeping up ridiculously shit, mental personas for months here, and this stuff of yours could easily be more of it. This is why it's not the place to be expecting sympathy. No cunt takes fuck all serously, and there's no point in trying to assert truths is there. 

[Roadkill]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

The default setting for everyone is, or should be, not really believing anything. Whether someone claims something fabulous or something disastrous, it is an anonymous website called what it is. Additionally, everything is up for slagging, and everything gets slagged. The only gauge of anyone's merit is their skills. The thing is, there have been those who can be bothered keeping up ridiculously shit, mental personas for months here, and this stuff of yours could easily be more of it. This is why it's not the place to be expecting sympathy. No cunt takes fuck all serously, and there's no point in trying to assert truths is there. 

You're starting to sound like Morpheus in The Matrix now.

[Eric Cuntman]

32 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You're starting to sound like Morpheus in The Matrix now.

Fuck me that's what I was thinking. He'll start trying to teach me tai chi next

[Eric Cuntman]

36 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

The default setting for everyone is, or should be, not really believing anything. Whether someone claims something fabulous or something disastrous, it is an anonymous website called what it is. Additionally, everything is up for slagging, and everything gets slagged. The only gauge of anyone's merit is their skills. The thing is, there have been those who can be bothered keeping up ridiculously shit, mental personas for months here, and this stuff of yours could easily be more of it. This is why it's not the place to be expecting sympathy. No cunt takes fuck all serously, and there's no point in trying to assert truths is there. 

And as you say, it's an anonymous website so why is everybody hung up about avatars? Avatar by definition is a fucking shit cartoon film about anorexic smurfs loosely based on the suffering of red Indians who have fuck all to complain about anymore cos they all own casinos and have got rich off of the inbred OxyContin munching descendants of the cunts who fucked them over in the first place( and they got to meet jimmy nail in that last series of aufWeidershein pet) the whiny totem humping cunts. Fuck you James Cameron you minority arse kissing twat. 

 

 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 hours ago, The Beast said:

Fuck me, having read the last few pages of this thread I feel deeply traumatised. I thought we were all friends here.

Colchester eh? Even more shittier than Chelmsford.

 

Only because all the worst cunts in Chelmsford are banged up in the prison taking it in turns to arserape frank ( nice cauliflower cheese on Wednesdays )

[Roadkill]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

And as you say, it's an anonymous website so why is everybody hung up about avatars? Avatar by definition is a fucking shit cartoon film about anorexic smurfs loosely based on the suffering of red Indians who have fuck all to complain about anymore cos they all own casinos and have got rich off of the inbred OxyContin munching descendants of the cunts who fucked them over in the first place( and they got to meet jimmy nail in that last series of aufWeidershein pet) the whiny totem humping cunts. Fuck you James Cameron you minority arse kissing twat. 

 

 

 

Now hey! Avatars are awesome. I drew mine myself and my mandatory attendant says it is very good indeed.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

Having reviewed this entire thread....just some general observations. 

There was a amusingly excecuted poem of Franks, surprising to get banned for it. Many other amusing quips. Well done, contributors.

I must say, with total impartiality, Eric, you've spent the entire thread either going on about some shit that may or may not be true, or proposing some sort of chavvy duel in various shit holes about the country.

But the thing is, not one of your posts have been funny. I come here to slag, be slagged, and read new hilarious quips, not be bored to tears with grim tales of hospital shit, fictitious or no. All this despite several members reminding you many times throughout the thread that it isn't to be taken seriously.

I'm inclined to think you're talking shite, it seems too daft. Facebook is full of dicks taking social media shite too seriously, spouting politics etc and taking the hump over fuck all, including friends of mine - it's fucking embarrassing, which is why I avoid it, and come here, where I do not expect to find this sort of shite.

 

 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Now hey! Avatars are awesome. I drew mine myself and my mandatory attendant says it is very good indeed.

I don't mind my little silhouette, I just drew loads of little dots on the screen of this phone so it looks like it has eyes when I move it around, I might be shit with  IT but I can work a sharpie with the best of 'em

[Roadkill]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Having reviewed this entire thread....just some general observations. 

There was a amusingly excecuted poem of Franks, surprising to get banned for it. Many other amusing quips. Well done, contributors.

I must say, with total impartiality, Eric, you've spent the entire thread either going on about some shit that may or may not be true, or proposing some sort of chavvy duel in various shit holes about the country.

But the thing is, not one of your posts have been funny. I come hear to slag, be slagged, and read new hilarious quips, not be bored to tears with grim tales of hospital shit, fictitious or no. All this despite several members reminding you many times throughout the thread that it isn't there be taken seriously.

I'm inclined to think you're talking shite, it seems too daft. Facebook is full of dicks taking social media shite too seriously, spouting politics etc and taking the hump over fuck all, including friends of mine - it's fucking embarrassing, which is why I avoid it, and come here, where I do not expect to find this sort of shite.

 

 

 

Give us newbies time, Quincy. With tutoring from a complete cunt like yourself we'll do you proud

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Having reviewed this entire thread....just some general observations. 

There was a amusingly excecuted poem of Franks, surprising to get banned for it. Many other amusing quips. Well done, contributors.

I must say, with total impartiality, Eric, you've spent the entire thread either going on about some shit that may or may not be true, or proposing some sort of chavvy duel in various shit holes about the country.

But the thing is, not one of your posts have been funny. I come hear to slag, be slagged, and read new hilarious quips, not be bored to tears with grim tales of hospital shit, fictitious or no. All this despite several members reminding you many times throughout the thread that it isn't there be taken seriously.

I'm inclined to think you're talking shite, it seems too daft. Facebook is full of dicks taking social media shite too seriously, spouting politics etc and taking the hump over fuck all, including friends of mine - it's fucking embarrassing, which is why I avoid it, and come here, where I do not expect to find this sort of shite.

 

 

 

Say something funny then you fucking hypocrite. You obviously have yourself pegged as the content editor of the site fuck off and work for your local council telling everybody to be careful In case they upset some Muslims, or just don't read my posts you sanctimonious prick

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Say something funny then you fucking hypocrite. You obviously have yourself pegged as the content editor of the site fuck off and work for your local council telling everybody to be careful In case they upset some Muslims, or just don't read my posts you sanctimonious prick

Merely an observation Eric, I don't intend to be anything but a cunt around here. You're the cunt who stepped in with this inappropriate personal shit / made up shit unasked, despite admin counselling loosely against posting personal details in the site rules. Seems to me you've created the whole hassle, or engineered it.

As I said elsewhere, if you were to relate these things to a stranger on a bus, they would think fuck off, not because they're an evil fuck, but because it's inappropriate and you're intruding on their shit. The only reason they wouldn't cunt you is because it would be face to face. This is that bus, but it isn't face to face , so Cunts have no such social reserve. The bus also says "Cuntscorner" on the side of it, which you saw before you boarded.

I hope you're intending to plug the amusement gap left in frank and bill's absence, following your kak handed shit stirring. 

[Roadkill]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Merely an observation Eric, I don't intend to be anything but a cunt around here. You're the cunt who stepped in with this inappropriate personal shit / made up shit unasked, despite admin counselling loosely against posting personal details in the site rules. Seems to me you've created the whole hassle, or engineered it.

As I said elsewhere, if you were to relate these things to a stranger on a bus, they would think fuck off, not because they're an evil fuck, but because it's inappropriate and you're intruding on their shit. The only reason they wouldn't cunt you is because it would be face to face. This is that bus, but it isn't face to face , so Cunts have no such social reserve. The bus also says "Cuntscorner" on the side of it, which you saw before you boarded. 

People complain about the bus being too short as well, but I think it's fine.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

44 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Give us newbies time, Quincy. With tutoring from a complete cunt like yourself we'll do you proud

Everyone gets slated, it's pretty clear. I don't see how anyone can get genuinely riled up by this fucking place. 

[Roadkill]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Everyone gets slated, it's pretty clear. I don't see how anyone can get genuinely riled up by this fucking place. 

You're right. It's almost as if people new to the site don't have a full understanding of what to expect and how to reply properly like the cool kids when they join. Fucking disgrace. I'm gunna skip tomorrow and smoke the cigs I nicked from the Spar at the park.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Merely an observation Eric, I don't intend to be anything but a cunt around here. You're the cunt who stepped in with this inappropriate personal shit / made up shit unasked, despite admin counselling loosely against posting personal details in the site rules. Seems to me you've created the whole hassle, or engineered it.

As I said elsewhere, if you were to relate these things to a stranger on a bus, they would think fuck off, not because they're an evil fuck, but because it's inappropriate and you're intruding on their shit. The only reason they wouldn't cunt you is because it would be face to face. This is that bus, but it isn't face to face , so Cunts have no such social reserve. The bus also says "Cuntscorner" on the side of it, which you saw before you boarded.

I hope you're intending to plug the amusement gap left in frank and bill's absence, following your kak handed shit stirring. 

Frank and bill aren't funny though, go through their shit and anyone can see its bland as gruel, frank posts a picture of a hairy tramp and everyone else has to try and find amusement in it. He is a boring pseudo intellectual with fuck all to say. Even bubba calling me " the spastic son of a nazi raped farmhand" was funnier than franks material. Stop fucking idolising him and you might be funny yourself. He's probably at home now wearing a smoking jacket and practising facial expressions in a mirror. Bill is one of his sheep and also not funny. And if as you say I managed to engineer his downfall then I must already be a CC leviathan, and I don't believe that any more than you do. None of his clique can exist here without the group mentality that they cling to. In short the playground gang that fold and break when their numbers are depleted.and you can't deny it because too many members have said the same fucking thing.anyway you be as funny as you can and I'll try and be as funny as I can. Goodnight and stop trying to give me mr miaggi comedy lessons.

[Eric Cuntman]

The other day I was shopping in B&Q and a man in an orange and black uniform came up to me and asked if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was that, others may not be so lucky though so be on your guard and watch out for this cunt! ............................................................. Now that's funny. Stop lecturing and entertain us Quincy 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

You're right. It's almost as if people new to the site don't have a full understanding of what to expect and how to reply properly like the cool kids when they join. Fucking disgrace. I'm gunna skip tomorrow and smoke the cigs I nicked from the Spar at the park.

Why-aye, two's on ya tabs man?

[Roadkill]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Why-aye, two's on ya tabs man?

well aye we can throw stones at punkape on the way back.

[Eric Cuntman]

20 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

well aye we can throw stones at punkape on the way back.

Champion pet.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The other day I was shopping in B&Q and a man in an orange and black uniform came up to me and asked if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was that, others may not be so lucky though so be on your guard and watch out for this cunt! ............................................................. Now that's funny. Stop lecturing and entertain us Quincy 

That was a good joke in 1980. 

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

That was a good joke in 1980. 

Yeah I know , but as half the cunts on here appear to be 12 year olds there's fuck all chance they've heard it before.

[Guest Snatch]

7 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'm just happy that Eric is on the right track to becoming a right despicable cunt. He's already a far better contributor than you. You're the fucking worst.

Nice to see you kissing the arse of someone who had verbally trashed you and made you look like the gobshite you really are,but then that's typical of you.

[Eddie]

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm trying to get back to form, in the late 80's I was a fucking supersonic apex level terrace cunt at selhurst and later back home at the valley. But that was all rather nasty and now I'm trying to direct the aggression into becoming a top level cerebral cunt instead because it's more mature..I can't believe I just typed that last bit about maturity considering today's activity on here

Charlton 'B' mob?