Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Everyone hates you Alf. That repetitive early morning personal shit over on the 'bad morning' thread didn't help. How was the cooler cuisine this time round, Francis? Or did you just shit in your hand and eat that, as usual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 56 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Your card is still in the forest, growing nicely, you fucking cunt. I'm still wiping my arse on your card. Hopefully they'll recycle it and have it on the shelves of Card Factory before next week. But if not, Merry Christmas Ding. You're the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He has a penchant for bum bums and golf. 18 holes in 3 hours I'm told. He must have practiced with chop sticks. I bet he's got the world record for how many chop sticks can be poked up an arse. There's a prize for the nearest guess. 'Answers on a postcard' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Back to the topic .. Buy yourself two rubber stamps one that that has the words Merry Christmas and a happy new year, and the other which read this card is made by autistic dwarfs in Santa's Grotto Then find a few A4 sheets, fold them in half and quiggle a few random lines on the front page of the sheet and then use the rubber stamp on the inner right hand page and hey presto there are your free "charity" christmas cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: He must have practiced with chop sticks. I bet he's got the world record for how many chop sticks can be poked up an arse. There's a prize for the nearest guess. 'Answers on a postcard' Norris Mcwhirter would have known. God rest his soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 10 hours ago, Batbomb said: It may as well be more junk mail, that I again have to transport (cursing) at my own time and expense to my recycling bin. It just plops thru in a tiny red envelope. There's no message inside. My name isn't on the envelope, nor is there a 'To [whoever]' on the inside. Just '[Cunt's name] from no 43'. This tiny mass produced card bears a generic seasonal image of such banality that I have steady myself. So the personal touch is rather lacking. They have just lobbed one from a pile all the same at you. It's a purely self seeking on behalf of the issuer, rooted in the fear of social exclusion, exercised with as little effort and expense as possible. To me all this says what a tight fisted, feckless, easily coerced cunt you are. You boring, long-winded bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You boring, long-winded bastard. There are as many notes as there need to be. If you complain i'll just get even more superfluous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 14 hours ago, Roadkill said: That actually happened to me this morning. It's knocking my computer clock to shit because I've never replaced the BIOS battery. Keeps thinking it's 2006. Why don't you cut all your fingers and toes off with a jig saw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Why don't you cut all your fingers and toes off with a jig saw? Because the leccy keeps running out. Did you even read the post? Go and take a bath you goose abusing French snail-sucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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