Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 You know Christmas is here when the first diabolical strains of "Last Christmas" by Georgecunt Michael waft out par-tout by radio, on musak speakers and other lugubrious audio transmission tools. On the other hand.......you might enjoy it but you may well have HIV too...... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Evening old friend. How are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You know Christmas is here when the first diabolical strains of "Last Christmas" by Georgecunt Michael waft out par-tout by radio... Every time they play that tune you rectum starts foaming. Admit it you cunt. You're just annoyed that you spend all those wasted hours on Hampstead Heath without George Michael ever giving you the Wham you desired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Every time they play that tune you rectum starts foaming. Admit it you cunt. You're just annoyed that you spend all those wasted hours on Hampstead Heath without George Michael ever giving you the Wham you desired. On the contrary.......only your good self could be a true civil partner for someone so obviously "nosh"..... Fuck off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Every time they play that tune you rectum starts foaming. Admit it you cunt. You're just annoyed that you spend all those wasted hours on Hampstead Heath without George Michael ever giving you the Wham you desired. Actually its on Ettiley Heath as Punker's lives at Sandbach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Actually its on Ettiley Heath as Punker's lives at Sandbach. Sandbach ! You're way out cretin..... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Christmas is massive bucket of shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 As Genesis once sang: The carpet crawlers heed their callers,We've got to get in to get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Sandbach ! You're way out cretin..... Fuck off. OK you live at Arsehole sorry Hassall Green in a council house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, Ape said: Evening old friend. How are you? I'm off for Christmas soon. I'm going to enjoy abusing cunts who refer to the Winter Solstice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I'm off for Christmas soon. As if you have a fucking job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 You'd love to kiss George Michael behind the baubles you fucking poofter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, neil298 said: You'd love to kiss George Michael behind the baubles you fucking poofter Behind the Bublés, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 19 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: As if you have a fucking job. As if you don't have AIDS.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: As if you don't have AIDS.... lol. Brilliantly biting rhetoric there. I love it when the thick but posh try their hand at wit. Only joking, we all know you aren't posh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Now I get why you always bang on about Range Rovers.... You get all excited when George crashes his up your arse, it's the only time you can feel anything up there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 ♫ Simply having a wonderful Christmas time ♫ . Let that fucker stick in your head for the next two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Brilliantly biting rhetoric there. I love it when the thick but posh try their hand at wit. Only joking, we all know you aren't posh. Of course he's fucking posh. He's the chop stick king. He holds the world record for how many chop sticks can be rammed up an arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: ♫ Simply having a wonderful Christmas time ♫ . Let that fucker stick in your head for the next two days. ♫Christmas time, mistletoe and wine♫ Now you're fucked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: Of course he's fucking posh. He's the chop stick king. He holds the world record for how many chop sticks can be rammed up an arse. I rather like the party trick of John Bindon who impressed Princess Margaret with his ability to hang half a dozen pints pots off his tumescent member.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I rather like the party trick of John Bindon who impressed Princess Margaret with his ability to hang half a dozen pints pots off his tumescent member.... Only because she'd just drained all of them in the last 5 minutes... ..the pint pots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Now I get why you always bang on about Range Rovers.... You get all excited when George crashes his up your arse, it's the only time you can feel anything up there! He was one of Led Zeppelin's heavies on their ill-fated 1977 US tour. Roughed up a man backstage at the Oakland Coliseum. Ugly affair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ♫Christmas time, mistletoe and wine♫ Now you're fucked... That was just damn right fucking vindictive not to mention nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: He was one of Led Zeppelin's heavies on their ill-fated 1977 US tour. Roughed up a man backstage at the Oakland Coliseum. Ugly affair. A very nasty piece of work.....would have a Kray for breakfast..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I rather like the party trick of John Bindon who impressed Princess Margaret with his ability to hang half a dozen pints pots off his tumescent member.... It was half a dozen half pint glasses and you just want to see his penis. You do know he was a friend of The Krays don't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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