Gastroenteritis

[Guest Welsh_cunt]

Yes, the squits. Why does it take so long for these episodes to fuck off. Every episode requires 4/5 days on and off the throne pissing through your arse praying to god for a lump to signal some sort of ending to the sorry saga. Why haven’t our so called miraculous human body’s evolved to squirt all this muck out in one go, fucking stupid.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

10 minutes ago, Welsh_cunt said:

Yes, the squits. Why does it take so long for these episodes to fuck off. Every episode requires 4/5 days on and off the throne pissing through your arse praying to god for a lump to signal some sort of ending to the sorry saga. Why haven’t our so called miraculous human body’s evolved to squirt all this muck out in one go, fucking stupid.

 

It's possibly your diet of spunk and rats, you ghastly urchin.

[Ape™️]

11 minutes ago, Welsh_cunt said:

Yes, the squits. Why does it take so long for these episodes to fuck off. Every episode requires 4/5 days on and off the throne pissing through your arse praying to god for a lump to signal some sort of ending to the sorry saga. Why haven’t our so called miraculous human body’s evolved to squirt all this muck out in one go, fucking stupid.

 

Do you get this affliction often? I've never had it in my entire life. Perhaps you need to look at your level of personal hygiene, you dirty taff cunt.

[Ape™️]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

It's possibly your diet of spunk and rats, you ghastly urchin.

High five Quincy, you snake.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

Just now, Ape said:

High five Quincy, you snake.

Low five, staying alive. 

Thankssss-sss

[Guest Welsh_cunt]

1 minute ago, Ape said:

Do you get this affliction often? I've never had it in my entire life. Perhaps you need to look at your level of personal hygiene, you dirty taff cunt.

Pampers wet wipe bath every other day you cheeky cunt.

 

[Roadkill]

28 minutes ago, Welsh_cunt said:

Yes, the squits. Why does it take so long for these episodes to fuck off. Every episode requires 4/5 days on and off the throne pissing through your arse praying to god for a lump to signal some sort of ending to the sorry saga. Why haven’t our so called miraculous human body’s evolved to squirt all this muck out in one go, fucking stupid.

 

Maybe it's something more serious? That would be nice.

[Guest Welsh_cunt]

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Maybe it's something more serious? That would be nice.

Oh look, @Roadkill has showed his scrawny little self. Still sour from being unable to get under my skin the other day. I actually thought of you when the lumps finally came to pass.

[Roadkill]

4 minutes ago, Welsh_cunt said:

Oh look, @Roadkill has showed his scrawny little self. Still sour from being unable to get under my skin the other day. I actually thought of you when the lumps finally came to pass.

You seem to think of me a lot considering I haven't gotten under your skin. First when you're shagging some slag and now when you're having a shit. I'm rubbing my cock all over your frontal lobe and there's not a fucking thing you can do about it.

[Ape™️]

10 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Maybe it's something more serious? That would be nice.

What, like cancer of the arsehole? That would be proper tidy now, isn't it.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

6 minutes ago, Welsh_cunt said:

Oh look, @Roadkill has showed his scrawny little self. Still sour from being unable to get under my skin the other day. I actually thought of you when the lumps finally came to pass.

Kill her Welshy. I've always thought you're the best on here.

[Ape™️]

6 minutes ago, Welsh_cunt said:

Oh look, @Roadkill has showed his scrawny little self. Still sour from being unable to get under my skin the other day. I actually thought of you when the lumps finally came to pass.

So, to summarise, RK has, in no way, got under your skin and enraged you?

[Roadkill]

Just now, Ape said:

What, like cancer of the arsehole? That would be proper tidy now, isn't it.

Hey now, boyo, cancer doesn't deserve that fate, eh?

[Ape™️]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Kill her Welshy. I've always thought you're the best on here.

Fuck off Quincy, you are becoming intolerable. 

[Stubby Pecker]

40 minutes ago, Welsh_cunt said:

Yes, the squits. Why does it take so long for these episodes to fuck off. Every episode requires 4/5 days on and off the throne pissing through your arse praying to god for a lump to signal some sort of ending to the sorry saga. Why haven’t our so called miraculous human body’s evolved to squirt all this muck out in one go, fucking stupid.

 

I think the shite has now spread throughout your entire body and is now leaking from you finger tips and on to the keyboard. I advise you kill yourself immediately.

[Guest Welsh_cunt]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

You seem to think of me a lot considering I haven't gotten under your skin. First when you're shagging some lag and now when you're having a shit. I'm rubbing my cock all over your frontal lobe and there's not a fucking thing you can do about it.

I should inform you i'm a pretty lazy cunt when it comes to cock play. Maybe best you have a meet and greet with @Mingeeta A.K.A Cockeeta, i'd wager that he'd be much more reciprocal.

[Guest Welsh_cunt]

1 minute ago, Ape said:

So, to summarise, RK has, in no way, got under your skin and enraged you?

No, although I reckon he'd love to get his tongue under my foreskin.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I think the shite has now spread throughout your entire body and is now leaking from you finger tips and on to the keyboard. I advise you kill yourself immediately.

End him stubs, the cracks are appearing.

[Roadkill]

Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

End him stubs, the cracks are appearing.

Does your puppetry know no end, you fiend?

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

3 minutes ago, Ape said:

Fuck off Quincy, you are becoming intolerable. 

I advise you to divert your energies to the foul Withers, who is strolling about not giving a fuck.

[Guest Welsh_cunt]

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I think the shite has now spread throughout your entire body and is now leaking from you finger tips and on to the keyboard. I advise you kill yourself immediately.

 

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I think the shite has now spread throughout your entire body and is now leaking from you finger tips and on to the keyboard. I advise you kill yourself immediately.

Fucking genius you are Stubby cunt, you are far too good for this shit. Veteren? You have far higher prospects with these sorts of remarks.

[Roadkill]

4 minutes ago, Welsh_cunt said:

No, although I reckon he'd love to get his tongue under my foreskin.

Don't worry. You're lifetime supply of cock cheese is safe. Even if I wanted to get to it I'm sure the many years of dried sheep placenta have sealed the entrance closed.

[Ape™️]

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Does your puppetry know no end, you fiend?

Quincy will soon have to be destroyed. He's out of control, on class A's most likely, and has become a fucking menace.

[Stubby Pecker]

1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

End him stubs, the cracks are appearing.

I'm leaving it to mingeeta to deliver the coup de grace, he's going to be so, so angry when he sees the unkind words from the Cymru cock choker 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

8 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You seem to think of me a lot considering I haven't gotten under your skin. First when you're shagging some slag and now when you're having a shit. I'm rubbing my cock all over your frontal lobe and there's not a fucking thing you can do about it.

That's it RK. Fucking kill him. No more mr nice cunt.