Guest nobgobbler Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 On 23/02/2017 at 9:58 PM, Manky said: I've read more interesting stuff off Jeffrey Archer I've once saw Jeffrey archer naked on a Lanzarote beach. He has nothing to write home about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you noticed that when you watch the original Romero version, it takes 3 fucking days to get that piped mall Muzak out of your head....da dum dum dum, da dum dum dum, da dum dum dumidumi dum dum dum. Thanks for reminding me you cunt Eric. Roll on Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 18 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm all-up for a good water feature. here's another one.. 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My grandparents generation would have likened them to 'chapel hat pegs'. You're spot on with the observation that she was always trying to show off her tits and arse though, probably trying to catch the eye of the brylcreemed decking enthusiast Tommy Walsh, who is a cunt but not as big a cunt as 'handy Andy', anyone who remembers his recording of 'if I had a hammer' will know what I mean. Pair of coat hangers is the usual one round here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Thanks for reminding me you cunt Eric. Roll on Tuesday. It's nearly as hard to get out of your head as 'Easy Street' from the Walking Dead....shit, I've done it again, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's nearly as hard to get out of your head as 'Easy Street' from the Walking Dead....shit, I've done it again, sorry. Reported for assault and battery on a fellow member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 31 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: here's another one.. I didn't know Tommy Cooper was black. glass bottle, bottle glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 27 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: here's another one.. Pair of coat hangers is the usual one round here.. It must be SAXON lager, if the cunt is giving it away like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 28 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It must be SAXON lager, if the cunt is giving it away like that. Fuck knows, its murrican so it'll be shit, but it could always be repurposed for something better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fuck knows, its murrican so it'll be shit, but it could always be repurposed for something better. I'd certainly have a set of those glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 You could use punkape as a bukkake water feature, a cum gargling fountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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