Guest Mingeeta Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: So you can't work because of some mysterious condition that means you have to sit around on benefits all day but still leaves you perfectly able to go on leisurely bike rides? Roadkill Yeah but its more of a sexual turn on for him because it doesn't have a saddle just the nice, smooth, slippy chrome stem it attaches to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..thats pretty much it ...be happy for me. Panzerknacker It's hard to be happy when some benefits scrounging bellwhiff is stealing oxygen. Please stop breathing....... Permanently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 You can buy a spray called " Cat Off" and one called to "Dog Off". Some joined up thinking needed here I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 The worst twats are the ones who ride side by side on a single carriageway. No matter what needs to get past they dont move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 http://www.devonlive.com/police-in-devon-to-pose-as-undercover-cyclists-to-catch-drivers-who-pass-too-close/story-30249543-detail/story.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 48 minutes ago, ratcum said: You can buy a spray called " Cat Off" and one called to "Dog Off". Some joined up thinking needed here I think If these sprays you speak of are for the purpose of removing animal urine from the carpet, surely 'Piss Off' would be a better brand name. They could make one for removing semen from pubescent boys sheets and call it 'Wank Off'. I think we've stumbled onto something big here Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 54 minutes ago, ratcum said: You can buy a spray called " Cat Off" and one called to "Dog Off". Some joined up thinking needed here I think Be careful here Ratty .. The dogs of war will come looking for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If these sprays you speak of are for the purpose of removing animal urine from the carpet, surely 'Piss Off' would be a better brand name. They could make one for removing semen from pubescent boys sheets and call it 'Wank Off'. I think we've stumbled onto something big here Ratty. "Jew off" will just fly off the shelves Authoritah. Please report my arse immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Be careful here Ratty .. The dogs of war will come looking for you. "Lez Off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: "Jew off" will just fly off the shelves Authoritah. Please report my arse immediately I shall never inform on you Ratty, I myself have for years been marketing cans of Bear-Mace which I have relabelled Islamaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Islamaway is a small hamlet in the Northern Territory of Australia and is in no way an ethnically unsound derogatory slur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I shall never inform on you Ratty, I myself have for years been marketing cans of Bear-Mace which I have relabelled Wogaway. We're not long for this site Eric.. Do the Sheik and Fuck and put the freshness back Do the Sheik and fuck and put the freshness back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: We're not long for this site Eric.. Do the Sheik and Fuck and put the freshness back Do the Sheik and fuck and put the freshness back Shhh, stay in the foxhole Ratty, I can smell Charlie, he's out on the wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wogaway is a small hamlet in the Northern Territory of Australia and is in no way an ethnically unsound derogatory slur. Do they have bears in Wogaway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Islamaway is a small hamlet in the Northern Territory of Australia and is in no way an ethnically unsound derogatory slur. Was it Hamlet that was ready rubbed or was it Condor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wogaway is a small hamlet in the Northern Territory of Australia and is in no way an ethnically unsound derogatory slur. I've searched the Web high and low and haven't found any trace of this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Do they have bears in Wogaway? I never said that bad word Gyps (ha I fooled everybody with clever editing) yes they have bears in Wogaway, vicious, flesh eating sabre toothed Koalas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I never said that bad word Gyps (ha I fooled everybody with clever editing) yes they have bears in Wogaway, vicious, flesh eating sabre toothed Koalas. Bad news Eric .. those Koalas have got pouches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If these sprays you speak of are for the purpose of removing animal urine from the carpet, surely 'Piss Off' would be a better brand name. They could make one for removing semen from pubescent boys sheets and call it 'Wank Off'. I think we've stumbled onto something big here Ratty. And one for the ladies to ward off unwanted sexual advances... "Fuck Off"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 "Fuck off out of it you foreign bastard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Was it Hamlet that was ready rubbed or was it Condor Hamlet was 'the mild cigar' it was all the teachers in the pub, passing round the ready rub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: And one for the ladies to ward off unwanted sexual advances... "Fuck Off"..... They've had that for years Ding. It's called 'Tweed by Lentheric', smells like geriatric piss stain remover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Bad news Eric .. those Koalas have got pouches. The sneaky little smuggler bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: They've had that for years Ding. It's called 'Tweed by Lentheric', smells like geriatric piss stain remover. Length Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've searched the Web high and low and haven't found any trace of this place You have a web? How many flies have you caught in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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