Guest Spanky Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 41 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Pretty sure rubbers don't stop you from getting crabs. Trust me on this. Ewwww. Typical Geordi. Always spreading the clap (and/or crabs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Spanky said: Ewwww. Typical Geordi. Always spreading the clap (and/or crabs). Everyone needs a round of applause at least once in their life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I know how she feels. I can get through a full pack of pringles. A multi pack. How's the poor fucker supposed to concentrate with you snuffling away,hes trying to imagine that hes banging away at your slimmer fitter sister and that noise wont make him finish any quicker,fuck me you women are selfish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Neil said: When I was 13 I never got as far as the 3rd stroke.........Oh how times change,now my 'ol woman lies there sighing and looking at her watch In her defence, it must be quite boring to watch you try and beat one off over the latest pictures you have been sent on Poof's Corner, the site you moderate, night after night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 I cant believe none of you cunts have mentioned the biggest cunt of them all by quite a large margin. Tim Westwood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: How's the poor fucker supposed to concentrate with you snuffling away,hes trying to imagine that hes banging away at your slimmer fitter sister and that noise wont make him finish any quicker,fuck me you women are selfish I'll be having words with the dirty cunt about that. She's brown bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 03/06/2017 at 9:49 PM, Cuntybaws said: As Decimus would attest, if he hadn't been cut down in his prime, I fucking hate Tims. Tim Farron, Tim Lovejoy, Tim Curry, Tim Vine, Tim Henman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Tim Burton, Tim Minchin, Tim fucking Peake! Anyone see a theme here? Is the theme that their parents all gave there sons the name "Tim" ? Is that correct ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Is the theme that their parents all gave there sons the name "Tim" ? Is that correct ? I knew I could count on you as the voice of reason, MC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 2017-6-4 at 7:51 PM, deebom said: I cant believe none of you cunts have mentioned the biggest cunt of them all by quite a large margin. Tim Westwood... I can't believe I missed that cunt. I meant to type Westwood, honestly, but got distracted thinking about just how big a cunt Tim Peake is. I shall send myself to the cooler forthwith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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