Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 As Decimus would attest, if he hadn't been cut down in his prime, I fucking hate Tims. Tim Farron, Tim Lovejoy, Tim Curry, Tim Vine, Tim Henman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Tim Burton, Tim Minchin, Tim fucking Peake! Anyone see a theme here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 @camberwell gypsy If you’re still looking for racist biscuits, Tim Tams are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As Decimus would attest, if he hadn't been cut down in his prime, I fucking hate Tims. Tim Farron, Tim Lovejoy, Tim Curry, Tim Vine, Tim Henman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Tim Burton, Tim Minchin, Tim fucking Peake! Anyone see a theme here? You forgot the worst one, Cunty: Tim Allen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As Decimus would attest, if he hadn't been cut down in his prime, I fucking hate Tims. Tim Farron, Tim Lovejoy, Tim Curry, Tim Vine, Tim Henman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Tim Burton, Tim Minchin, Tim fucking Peake! Anyone see a theme here? Does that include Timothys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 Tim Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 Agreed. Celtic fans are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 3, 2017 Report Share Posted June 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does that include Timothys? Punkape was saying the other day just how much he liked Timothy Taylor. He's a landlord, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: As Decimus would attest, if he hadn't been cut down in his prime, I fucking hate Tims. Tim Farron, Tim Lovejoy, Tim Curry, Tim Vine, Tim Henman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Tim Burton, Tim Minchin, Tim fucking Peake! Anyone see a theme here? Tim Peake, now he is one annoying enormous twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: As Decimus would attest, if he hadn't been cut down in his prime, I fucking hate Tims. Tim Farron, Tim Lovejoy, Tim Curry, Tim Vine, Tim Henman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Tim Burton, Tim Minchin, Tim fucking Peake! Anyone see a theme here? I've never considered this before, but you're right. I can't think of a single Tim that isn't a complete cunt. Does that make the collective noun for Tims a bunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Spanky said: I've never considered this before, but you're right. I can't think of a single Tim that isn't a complete cunt. Does that make the collective noun for Tims a bunch? Even Timotei shampoo is a cunt. Very awkward bottle cap to get off in the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 39 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Even Timotei shampoo is a cunt. Very awkward bottle cap to get off in the shower Who told you about showers you smelly French Timothy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 41 minutes ago, Manky said: Who told you about showers you smelly French Timothy. Spunkers. He like Timotei and Timothy in the showers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Tim Nice But Dim. Always reminds me of punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: As Decimus would attest, if he hadn't been cut down in his prime, I fucking hate Tims. Tim Farron, Tim Lovejoy, Tim Curry, Tim Vine, Tim Henman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Tim Burton, Tim Minchin, Tim fucking Peake! Anyone see a theme here? Great nom. Timmy Fucking Mallet. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 12 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Tim Nice But Dim. Always reminds me of punkape. 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Great nom. Timmy Fucking Mallet. Fuck off. Just seeing these two posts with Spunkers mentioned, just had me singing He wore an Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot Mankini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Found this: look at the author...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Found this: look at the author...... Apeymatey, do you know a guy called Tim Hooper? He is a very well known designer of model aircraft. Says it all about somebody called Tim, doesn't it. Fuck off....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 What about Tiny Tim? That cunt was always treading carefully around the bulb fields of Holland,Oh and that cunt who used to tell the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 16 minutes ago, Neil said: What about Tiny Tim? That cunt was always treading carefully around the bulb fields of Holland,Oh and that cunt who used to tell the time Fuck me, I had forgotten 'Tim'. As a teen I used to call her and knock one out. 'At the third stroke it will be....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck me, I had forgotten 'Tim'. As a teen I used to call her and knock one out. 'At the third stroke it will be....' When I was 13 I never got as far as the 3rd stroke.........Oh how times change,now my 'ol woman lies there sighing and looking at her watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, Neil said: When I was 13 I never got as far as the 3rd stroke.........Oh how times change,now my 'ol woman lies there sighing and looking at her watch I know how she feels. I can get through a full pack of pringles. A multi pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Tim, the talking cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Apeymatey, do you know a guy called Tim Hooper? He is a very well known designer of model aircraft. Says it all about somebody called Tim, doesn't it. Fuck off....... You actually took time out to research a name to crack this fantastic little pun? Christ almighty, what a fucking wanker you are! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does that include Timothys? After much soul searching, I have decided that I am ambivalent to Timothy Dalton. Maybe it is just Tims that are cunts. James Bond is a cunt that never uses a Johnny and should have caught AIDS by now. At the very least, crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 16 minutes ago, Spanky said: After much soul searching, I have decided that I am ambivalent to Timothy Dalton. Maybe it is just Tims that are cunts. James Bond is a cunt that never uses a Johnny and should have caught AIDS by now. At the very least, crabs. Pretty sure rubbers don't stop you from getting crabs. Trust me on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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