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Guest Wizardsleeve
7 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

I would have given you a like, if you weren't wearing those flippy floppy flappy cunts that slap the floor with every step. They are nothing more than toe breaking trip hazards and they remind me of something my hubby has attempted to cook. 

Next time he tries, tell him to use a pressure cooker.  It'll tenderize them, then into a hot pan for a quick sautee.  Delish!  

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Guest nobgobbler
1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Next time he tries, tell him to use a pressure cooker.  It'll tenderize them, then into a hot pan for a quick sautee.  Delish!  

I'm not eating fried flip flops!

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

I'm not eating fried flip flops!

Neither would I Gobs. They should always be gently grilled, just like you do 'em.

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Guest DingTheRioja
On 18/06/2017 at 4:34 PM, nobgobbler said:

I'm not eating fried flip flops!

 

I can cook... and I've got a 12" tongue and can breathe through my ears.....

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Guest nobgobbler
3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

 

I can cook... and I've got a 12" tongue and can breathe through my ears.....

Can anybody beat that? .....Well? ......Anybody?

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Guest DingTheRioja
3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

Can anybody beat that? .....Well? ......Anybody?

No, right, that's that sorted then, fuck off you lot, I'm getting the olive oil out...

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Guest nobgobbler
1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said:

No, right, that's that sorted then, fuck off you lot, I'm getting the olive oil out...

Take a cold shower ding.

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 minute ago, nobgobbler said:

Take a cold shower ding.

What? This is after a cold shower...*

 

* one of the first true things I've said this week..

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Guest 'eavensabove
7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

Can anybody beat that? .....Well? ......Anybody?

Nope, not me!

I've got a 12" cook (phew) am almost blind in one ear and I only ever use my tongue on special occasions. 

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