Guest Spanky Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 You get a little bit of sun and suddenly all the fucking cunts out there decide to switch it up a gear or two. The beanie hatted, massive headphone wearing cunts simply can't go out without a pair of flip flops on, no matter where they are going, whether it is the supermarket, a walk in the park or to the fucking petrol station. Flip flops should only be worn at the beach, swimming pool or the gym. Anyone who goes anywhere else in such unsuitable footwear should be trapped and then set upon by ravenous urban foxes. If they survive, they should then be shunned by society and made to spend the rest of their days hanging out in an Apple store with the other cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Careful or Southern Cunt might show you his thongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Fucking cunts. Almost worse than FitFlops, but not quite, and not even close to being as bad as those fucking monstrosities with a separate bit for each toe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Crocs ... Jesus H Christ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Crocs ... Jesus H Christ ! Adults wearing crocs should be shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Adults wearing crocs should be shot. Repeatedly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Adults wearing crocs should be shot. No need if they're half hanging out just before the croc does the death roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Flip-flops, with their highly absorbent and blast proof soles were invented by the UNHCR with a grant from UNICEF for the purpose of safe minefield clearance. It is expected of all flip-flop wearers that they are socially responsible and to make up for the sins of the evil normal footwear wearers, they should go stomping around in Cambodian minefields. To prevent being knocked off balance, they should carry a Frenchman under each arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 I've got a pair of Croc toe post sandals. I look like a right cunt when I'm wearing them, and when I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 The Fatties are the fucking worst. They go out in high heals and come back wearing flip-flops. The only thing that provides stability to a Tusker's heals, is their encrusted & hard blubberous cracked-scaly and flipperty-flopperty dried skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Spanky said: You get a little bit of sun and suddenly all the fucking cunts out there decide to switch it up a gear or two. The beanie hatted, massive headphone wearing cunts simply can't go out without a pair of flip flops on, no matter where they are going, whether it is the supermarket, a walk in the park or to the fucking petrol station. Flip flops should only be worn at the beach, swimming pool or the gym. Anyone who goes anywhere else in such unsuitable footwear should be trapped and then set upon by ravenous urban foxes. If they survive, they should then be shunned by society and made to spend the rest of their days hanging out in an Apple store with the other cunts. I bet this pair of wankers have just been out for a 'cheeky Nandos' and use the phrase 'back of the net' for virtually every occurrence. If Islamic terrorists promised to only target cunts like these, ISIS would have my full support. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 40 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I've got a pair of Croc toe post sandals. I look like a right cunt when I'm wearing them, and when I'm not. So, am I right in saying that you look a right cunt irregardless what you are wearing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet this pair of wankers have just been out for a 'cheeky Nandos' and use the phrase 'back of the net' for virtually every occurrence. If Islamic terrorists promised to only target cunts like these, ISIS would have my full support. And I bet they say "oh cool" when they like something. That fucking grates me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Spanky, I wore them solely for the purpose of doing your head in and tempting you to come here and start a nom about it. My feet are clean, well kept, and adept at kicking fuck out of thick cunts. Thankfully, that wasn't required today. Flip flops are comfortable in the heat, easy to slide on and off. With that said, fuck off and get a drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And I bet they say "oh cool" when they like something. That fucking grates me. Me too, the kind of cunts who say "bring it on" in a pretentious manner, and live with their mum. I want them dead Gyps, all of them, especially the ones whose sunglasses cost more than the 15 year old convertibles that these fucktards all drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too, the kind of cunts who say "bring it on" in a pretentious manner, and live with their mum. I want them dead Gyps, all of them, especially the ones whose sunglasses cost more than the 15 year old convertibles that these fucktards all drive. I once had a 15-year-old convertible, in Thailand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I once had a 15-year-old convertible, in Thailand. That, would be an ecumenical matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 9 hours ago, Spanky said: You get a little bit of sun and suddenly all the fucking cunts out there decide to switch it up a gear or two. The beanie hatted, massive headphone wearing cunts simply can't go out without a pair of flip flops on, no matter where they are going, whether it is the supermarket, a walk in the park or to the fucking petrol station. Flip flops should only be worn at the beach, swimming pool or the gym. Anyone who goes anywhere else in such unsuitable footwear should be trapped and then set upon by ravenous urban foxes. If they survive, they should then be shunned by society and made to spend the rest of their days hanging out in an Apple store with the other cunts. Flip flops and sandles, or just flip flops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 A thought has just occurred... Does Dianne Abbot have Flop-Flaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: A thought has just occurred... Does Dianne Abbot have Flop-Flaps? Of course, and the stupid cunt refuses to wear a bra to control them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: A thought has just occurred... Does Dianne Abbot have Flop-Flaps? With jezzas teeth marks from back in the day. Biltong anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: A thought has just occurred... Does Dianne Abbot have Flop-Flaps? Scania mud flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Then, that would explain why her cunt is rancid (according to Corby) or perhaps itz jez coz shiz a honky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 On 2017-6-15 at 9:10 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Spanky, I wore them solely for the purpose of doing your head in and tempting you to come here and start a nom about it. My feet are clean, well kept, and adept at kicking fuck out of thick cunts. Thankfully, that wasn't required today. Flip flops are comfortable in the heat, easy to slide on and off. With that said, fuck off and get a drink! I would have given you a like, if you weren't wearing those flippy floppy flappy cunts that slap the floor with every step. They are nothing more than toe breaking trip hazards and they remind me of something my hubby has attempted to cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 Time to get my trekking stick out and spike a few flopped feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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