and Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 On 20/06/2017 at 4:15 PM, Jiggerycock said: In September I'm going to be cycling from Lands End to John O'Groats to raise money for Bowel Cancer UK I'm doing this because I'm a male menopausal sad-sack, but crucially, I was sick to the back teeth of cunts wanting me to sponsor them for nothing short of a big fuck-off doss on their part. Sponsored pub crawls.....sponsored bungee jumps.....sponsored zip-line descents I shit you not. I was seriously expecting 'Sponsored schnoffing the last chocolate chip cookie whilst being orally pleasured by all of Little Mix'. If you don't have to train for it and it doesn't involve pain then FUCK OFF with your pansy sponsorship requests! '...whilst being orally pleasured by all of Little Mix' Fuck me, how fucking desperate do you have to be to stoop to those levels? Do you realise you're dicing with death, a shit-load of STD's and gnarly dentistry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 On 20/06/2017 at 4:17 PM, Manky said: I think any charity with a professional Chief Executive should lose charitable status. What exactly do C.E.s of charities do? You bet your life they don't stand around in the pouring rain, rattling a tin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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