Cunts who take a one day course in something and consider themselves a bonafide expert

[Guest Lady Penelope]

36 minutes ago, nocti said:

He really is a cunt though, gyps. Deserving of every second if it was played for eternity. I'll make sure it's a live version too.

Robbie once tried to buy Haslington Hall .. it was queer how he changed his mind.

[camberwell gypsy]

17 hours ago, Piston said:

Don't even touch the keyboard Bill...just back away slowly

 

Get an elastic band and put it over its jaws. Apparently they don't have the strength to open their mouths with a band on them.  A drunk Australian in a pub told me that. 

[Wolfie]

26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Get an elastic band and put it over its jaws. Apparently they don't have the strength to open their mouths with a band on them.  A drunk Australian in a pub told me that. 

He sounds like an Aussie from the outback. Was he typically skilled in the bush?

[southerncunt]

You would need more than an elastic band. 

A drunk Australian? Really? 

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

He sounds like an Aussie from the outback. Was he typically skilled in the bush?

This was last week. His name was Irvin or something. Wore khaki shorts. Kept referring to stingrays as cunts.