Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 A beautiful cottage in Scotland bought for £200k three years ago and its left empty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 It would appear that old Cockfingers was too busy indulging in his speed, Irn Bru and George at ASDA shopping habit to redevelop his latest investment. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 (edited) It only looks empty and abandoned on the outside. The real luxury getaway spot has been excavated underground. There is a 12 room bed and breakfast, casino and brothel down there. They distill a very unique brand of whisky which is aged 20 years in wood barrels. Only guests are allowed to drink of the nectar. Edited December 26, 2017 by Wizardsleeve Cunt spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: It would appear that old Cockfingers was too busy indulging in his speed, Irn Bru and George at ASDA shopping habit to redevelop his latest investment. Fuck off. It's not every day you hear the words "Cockfingers" and "cottaging" in the same sentence. No, wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's not every day you hear the words "Cockfingers" and "cottaging" in the same sentence. No, wait... He’s dead, but he enjoyed this thread...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: A beautiful cottage in Scotland bought for £200k three years ago and its left empty! Daft bint. This is how foreign criminals launder their dirty money. Britain is a safe haven for these cunts to park their illgotten gains. Half the empty properties in Londonistan are owned by Russian gangsters. On the bright side at least they won’t be dropping a bomb on us anytime soon. You don’t shit on your own doorstep.🧟♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Daft bint. This is how foreign criminals launder their dirty money. Britain is a safe haven for these cunts to park their illgotten gains. Half the empty properties in Londonistan are owned by Russian gangsters. On the bright side at least they won’t be dropping a bomb on us anytime soon. You don’t shit on your own doorstep.🧟♂️ Woofers does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 22 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: A beautiful cottage in Scotland bought for £200k three years ago and its left empty! Wasn't that Jimmy Savile's place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Wasn't that Jimmy Savile's place? Were you a "guest" there along with Charlie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 41 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Were you a "guest" there along with Charlie? Reported for implying a connection to a paedophile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 On 25/12/2017 at 4:36 PM, Wizardsleeve said: It only looks empty and abandoned on the outside. The real luxury getaway spot has been excavated underground. There is a 12 room bed and breakfast, casino and brothel down there. They distill a very unique brand of whiskey which is aged 20 years in wood barrels. Only guests are allowed to drink of the nectar. As it's in Scotland, why have you spelt it "whiskey"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Albert Ross said: As it's in Scotland, why have you spelt it "whiskey"? I misspelled. Thanks for pointing it out. I'll make the necessary correction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 On 12/26/2017 at 5:25 PM, Lady Penelope said: Were you a "guest" there along with Charlie? Have no idea who Charlie is but Jim fixed it for me to milk a donkey blindfolded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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