Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 On 24/01/2018 at 7:30 PM, Decimus said: excitable Barbary ape. is a Barbary macaqua .. note "macaque" not "ape". I would not insult such an intelligent animal by comparing it with either Stubby or you. Get fucked or better still fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Railway station buffets used to be places where you could get crappy coffee or tea in a plastic cup along with a mediocre sandwich. The one thing though was that you could usually be in and out of the place is less than 5 minutes. Now the poxy holes all serve homosexual coffee (in reality sludge) with posh names and it takes 5 minutes or more to serve each punter. Service is so slow that often you simply have to give up. Get on a train, if there is coffee available it is usually served in the old fashioned way in a plastic cup usually off a trolley and service is quick. Even if there is a buffet on the train (in the case of Beardie Rail a "shop") the coffee is prepared in the old fashioned way in a plastic and service is quick. So why the fuck can't the station buffets do the same? Sounds like Starfucks at Stockport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 On 22/01/2018 at 4:49 PM, Decimus said: I've not been in the game long enough to become an institutionalised buffet buccaneer. You've got to get up pretty fucking early in the morning if you want to eat anything but crumbs when you're in a room full of cunts with Unison clipboards who have caught the scent of free food. You’ve gotta be kidding me.... I won’t delve into piles of food that have been pawed by insanitaryfingers with dirty nails . No wonder people have always got the squits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 On 23/01/2018 at 10:52 PM, camberwell gypsy said: You have the fucking gall to post a list of the 10 un-funniest members of this site and yet all you ever post is this sort of shit. You have to be the most uninteresting, vaccuus, repetitive piece of shit this side of christendom. There are other members of this site who I don't particularly like, but are at least interesting and at times funny. Hell, one of your other IDs may be one (although I doubt it). You bring nothing to the table. Here's a tip; eat alphabet spaghetti and then spew it up. Something interesting may hit the floor. You even, for some reason, have an uninspiring Greek piano player who had to team up with a helium voiced cunt of a singer to get famous, as your avatar. That sums you right up. So do yourself and everyone a favour and fuck off, and don't even dare to try and insult me again. You're batting way above your average. By the way, you dress like a fucking two bob gigolo. But.... he does spend on his shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 On 22/01/2018 at 5:27 PM, White van man said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/22/paris-dustmen-film-swarming-plague-rats-paris-faces-mass-rodent/amp/#ampshare=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/22/paris-dustmen-film-swarming-plague-rats-paris-faces-mass-rodent/ Please spare a thought for our friends Les Parisiens . Maybe even say a prayer for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Please spare a thought for our friends Les Parisiens . Maybe even say a prayer for them. Dirty little scruffy disease ridden species. Even God wouldn't understand why the rats have chosen to live amonst the French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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