Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, Fender777 said: It would appear the consensus on here is , you're a drug taking bullshitting arse surfer. Whatever. You are not improving my meal. Fuck off you tedious cunt, my food is cracking , enjoy your dogs bowl of monster munch ‘n’ beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Ape said: Would you like to hear what the consensus of opinion about you is? I’ll give you a clue: it includes the words “thick” and “wanker”. Tell me something i don't know motherfucker. Fuck my old boots, you're one boring cuntbrain and a pre ejaculater i bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Whatever. You are not improving my meal. Fuck off you tedious cunt, my food is cracking , enjoy your dogs bowl of monster munch ‘n’ beans. Here Mings, Tarzan wants you to jump his bones as he is in full-on arse licking mode tonight. Choke on your meal, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 On 13/02/2018 at 11:36 PM, judgetwi said: Picture this. Last Sunday, 4pm i’m on the way back from the local shops. On the other side of the road is some old dear shuffling along and crying “please help me, please help me , somebody help me.” It was fucking pitiful I tell you. Now most women carry a bag of some sort and there was no bag so my first thought was........ this old Doris has been mugged and some fucking bastard has legged it with her bag. So I cross over the road and, in my best sympathetic snowflake voice I say: ” what’s up darling?.......what’s the matter?” She looked me straight in the face and said, “ fucking go to hell!” Charming. So for once in my life I try to be a do gooder and this is the shit I have to put up with from this ungrateful old crone. No wonder no cunt wants to “get involved” these days. What a fucking world eh? She probably wasn't expecting a black face to loom up in front of her. Maybe she thought you were going to ravish her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 24 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Here Mings, Tarzan wants you to jump his bones as he is in full-on arse licking mode tonight. Choke on your meal, you cunt. Does he indeed. A simple “bon appetit” would have been fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut the fuck up, you skirt sanding shitestabber. Kwality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Tonight , fender, I have prepared a lobster/scallop mussaman curry, half coconut milk base half fish stock base prepared with the roast lobster shell. I plan to wolf this in precisely 6 minutes with an appley New Zealand Riesling, but not before whetting my hunger with a blast of lemon haze via my new Arizer Air II. If that is being a junkie, you can suck my dick and die of aids. Substitute all those ingredients with scat, a dozen types of spunk, a gallon of piss and a few used condons encrusted with your shite and blood more like. Bon appetite lol lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Substitute all those ingredients with scat, a dozen types of spunk, a gallon of piss and a few used condons encrusted with your shite and blood more like. Bon appetite lol lol fuck off IE- as if you vomited in my wok. Just a normal wok, that carried no secondary meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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