Guest judgetwi Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Picture this. Last Sunday, 4pm i’m on the way back from the local shops. On the other side of the road is some old dear shuffling along and crying “please help me, please help me , somebody help me.” It was fucking pitiful I tell you. Now most women carry a bag of some sort and there was no bag so my first thought was........ this old Doris has been mugged and some fucking bastard has legged it with her bag. So I cross over the road and, in my best sympathetic snowflake voice I say: ” what’s up darling?.......what’s the matter?” She looked me straight in the face and said, “ fucking go to hell!” Charming. So for once in my life I try to be a do gooder and this is the shit I have to put up with from this ungrateful old crone. No wonder no cunt wants to “get involved” these days. What a fucking world eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Picture this. Last Sunday, 4pm i’m on the way back from the local shops. On the other side of the road is some old dear shuffling along and crying “please help me, please help me , somebody help me.” It was fucking pitiful I tell you. Now most women carry a bag of some sort and there was no bag so my first thought was........ this old Doris has been mugged and some fucking bastard has legged it with her bag. So I cross over the road and, in my best sympathetic snowflake voice I say: ” what’s up darling?.......what’s the matter?” She looked me straight in the face and said, “ fucking go to hell!” Charming. So for once in my life I try to be a do gooder and this is the shit I have to put up with from this ungrateful old crone. No wonder no cunt wants to “get involved” these days. What a fucking world eh? Yeah sorry. That was Pen. She managed to climb out the toilet window again. She keeps pretending to take her lorazepam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Picture this. Last Sunday, 4pm i’m on the way back from the local shops. On the other side of the road is some old dear shuffling along and crying “please help me, please help me , somebody help me.” It was fucking pitiful I tell you. Now most women carry a bag of some sort and there was no bag so my first thought was........ this old Doris has been mugged and some fucking bastard has legged it with her bag. So I cross over the road and, in my best sympathetic snowflake voice I say: ” what’s up darling?.......what’s the matter?” She looked me straight in the face and said, “ fucking go to hell!” Charming. So for once in my life I try to be a do gooder and this is the shit I have to put up with from this ungrateful old crone. No wonder no cunt wants to “get involved” these days. What a fucking world eh? Should have punched yourself in the face and phoned the Police. Tell them she lashed out at you and enjoy knowing she'll spend the rest of her miserable days in a care home with supposed Alzheimer's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Maybe she took one look at that awful heart diseased kebab you was eating and thought, fuck this, this man is no doubt a fucking cunt. You never know, it might be as simple as that. Terrible world we live in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Ungrateful privileged cuntbreeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Picture this. Last Sunday, 4pm i’m on the way back from the local shops. On the other side of the road is some old dear shuffling along and crying “please help me, please help me , somebody help me.” It was fucking pitiful I tell you. Now most women carry a bag of some sort and there was no bag so my first thought was........ this old Doris has been mugged and some fucking bastard has legged it with her bag. So I cross over the road and, in my best sympathetic snowflake voice I say: ” what’s up darling?.......what’s the matter?” She looked me straight in the face and said, “ fucking go to hell!” Charming. So for once in my life I try to be a do gooder and this is the shit I have to put up with from this ungrateful old crone. No wonder no cunt wants to “get involved” these days. What a fucking world eh? These insipid fucking cunts are everywhere. As Fends mentioned, you open a door, and they can't be bothered to say thank you. They drop something, you pick it up for them, and they walk away without basic acknowledgement of the kind gesture... give them the last biscuit and they point their arse at you and let one rip! Cunts, I tell you...they're all cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 12 hours ago, Fender777 said: Maybe she took one look at that awful heart diseased kebab you was eating and thought, fuck this, this man is no doubt a fucking cunt. You never know, it might be as simple as that. Terrible world we live in. I was thinking much the same thing. One cannot fault her character assessment abilities given her age and such a limited exposure to our friend here, not to mention her Chaucerian turn of phrase. Not a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 12 hours ago, Fender777 said: Maybe she took one look at that awful heart diseased kebab you was eating and thought, fuck this, this man is no doubt a fucking cunt. You never know, it might be as simple as that. Terrible world we live in. Kebab? Sober? On a Sunday afternoon? I’m not a fucking chav you know. If I was I would have set my dog on the cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 2/14/2018 at 12:37 PM, judgetwi said: Kebab? Sober? On a Sunday afternoon? I’m not a fucking chav you know. If I was I would have set my dog on the cow. Staffie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 13/02/2018 at 11:36 PM, judgetwi said: Picture this. Last Sunday, 4pm i’m on the way back from the local shops. On the other side of the road is some old dear shuffling along and crying “please help me, please help me , somebody help me.” It was fucking pitiful I tell you. Now most women carry a bag of some sort and there was no bag so my first thought was........ this old Doris has been mugged and some fucking bastard has legged it with her bag. So I cross over the road and, in my best sympathetic snowflake voice I say: ” what’s up darling?.......what’s the matter?” She looked me straight in the face and said, “ fucking go to hell!” Maybe you should’ve put your greasy little micro penis away after you’d finished pissing in the street before you approached her. Pile of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 On 13/02/2018 at 11:36 PM, judgetwi said: Picture this. Last Sunday, 4pm i’m on the way back from the local shops. On the other side of the road is some old dear shuffling along and crying “please help me, please help me , somebody help me.” It was fucking pitiful I tell you. Now most women carry a bag of some sort and there was no bag so my first thought was........ this old Doris has been mugged and some fucking bastard has legged it with her bag. So I cross over the road and, in my best sympathetic snowflake voice I say: ” what’s up darling?.......what’s the matter?” She looked me straight in the face and said, “ fucking go to hell!” Charming. So for once in my life I try to be a do gooder and this is the shit I have to put up with from this ungrateful old crone. No wonder no cunt wants to “get involved” these days. What a fucking world eh? You probably tried to fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 58 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You probably tried to fuck her. You seem to have morphed into the biggest pig shit thick fucker these pages have seen for many a while, making the likes of dross and welsh_cunt look like your intellectual betters. I'll put it down to bad class A's and at least half a bottle of not very good whiskey. Get a fucking grip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Maybe you should’ve put your greasy little micro penis away after you’d finished pissing in the street before you approached her. Pile of shit. Phallophilia. An unfortunate psychological condition which doesn’t necessarily make you bent....or so I have read. Of course you may love cock up the bum so that’s not a problem. None of my business really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You probably tried to fuck her. Geriatrophilia. An unfortunate psychological condition which, even in the world of the snowflake, is socially unacceptable. I would seek professional help if I were you. ......or hang yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Geriatrophilia. An unfortunate psychological condition which, even in the world of the snowflake, is socially unacceptable. I would seek professional help if I were you. ......or hang yourself. ......or hang yourself.........Always thought you had a likeness to Roy Bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Fender777 said: ......or hang yourself.........Always thought you had a likeness to Roy Bean. Judge Bean was a poof. I prefer “ Bloody Judge Jeffries”. Nobody fucked about with that cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You seem to have morphed into the biggest pig shit thick fucker these pages have seen for many a while, making the likes of dross and welsh_cunt look like your intellectual betters. I'll put it down to bad class A's and at least half a bottle of not very good whiskey. Get a fucking grip. What’s this “morphed” shite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Geriatrophilia. An unfortunate psychological condition which, even in the world of the snowflake, is socially unacceptable. I would seek professional help if I were you. ......or hang yourself. Fender liked this post.....and it was a cracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/14/2018 at 12:12 AM, Fender777 said: Ungrateful privileged cuntbreeds. The cunts wanted equality, now they got it, so they can fuck off if they expect any help with the cooking, cleaning, washing etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 17 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fender liked this post.....and it was a cracker. Any post that makes you look a complete tool is OK with me Mings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 37 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Any post that makes you look a complete tool is OK with me Mings. Shut the fuck up, you skirt sanding shitestabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut the fuck up, you skirt sanding shitestabber. You feeling like a toughie tonight Mings. Go on then, pick another vein for your spaced out adrenaline rush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Fender777 said: You feeling like a toughie tonight Mings. Go on then, pick another vein for your spaced out adrenaline rush. Tonight , fender, I have prepared a lobster/scallop mussaman curry, half coconut milk base half fish stock base prepared with the roast lobster shell. I plan to wolf this in precisely 6 minutes with an appley New Zealand Riesling, but not before whetting my hunger with a blast of lemon haze via my new Arizer Air II. If that is being a junkie, you can suck my dick and die of aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Tonight , fender, I have prepared a lobster/scallop mussaman curry, half coconut milk base half fish stock base prepared with the roast lobster shell. I plan to wolf this in precisely 6 minutes with an appley New Zealand Riesling, but not before whetting my hunger with a blast of lemon haze via my new Arizer Air II. If that is being a junkie, you can suck my dick and die of aids. It would appear the consensus on here is , you're a drug taking bullshitting arse surfer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Fender777 said: It would appear the consensus on here is , you're a drug taking bullshitting arse surfer. Would you like to hear what the consensus of opinion about you is? I’ll give you a clue: it includes the words “thick” and “wanker”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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