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Guest Erroreptile404
4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

I dribble when I'm not chewing aspergers.

The americunts call it ASS-BURGERS. Watch praying mantis vs giant wasp in bug fights too if you're going to watch that  shit.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

The americunts call it ASS-BURGERS. Watch praying mantis vs giant wasp in bug fights too if you're going to watch that  shit.

I'll try and find it tomorrow.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
44 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

I'm out of "likes". I don't chew gum, it makes me dribble.

It's not the gum.  You inbred spacky mong cunt.  

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

You know that shitty Ali G esque chav thing where you make slits in your eyebrows? 

No. Who do you think you are, fucking vanilla ice?

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Guest Erroreptile404
7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

No. Who do you think you are, fucking vanilla ice?

lol no i was trying to imitate stephen dorff in blade, on account of looking sort of like stephen dorff in blade who had a slit in his eyebrow. I looked like a twat with a chopped up eyebrow though.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And you've worked at McDonalds for 17 years...did Ronald ever touch you?

Shame he didn’t deep fry his head.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Shame he didn’t deep fry his head.

I wouldn't dismiss the possibility.  It would explain quite a bit about his mongness.  

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14 hours ago, luke swarm said:

come along now, these are young men on the pull as you quite rightly say, but as they are only interested in pulling other young men in the literal sense I cannot see the harm. I would only recommend termination with a rat poison coated claw hammer for that extreme type of Gaylord who has their eyebrows plucked and shaped to accentuate their botty boy credentials.  

You should condemn all acts of gross indecency for what they are.

Homosexuality is representative of moral collapse in the West.

 Your failure to confront sexual depravity and makes you a bedfellow of these Sodom and Gomorrah disciples you gutless ponce.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And you've worked at McDonalds for 17 years...did Ronald ever touch you?

At least I work and contribute to HMG.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
1 minute ago, Albert Ross said:

At least I work and contribute to HMG.

I believe you're confusing this thread, Male Ankle grooming, for the one you're actually looking for, Male Ankle grabbing.  You will have to confer with Punkape on its creation.

Fuck off

 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
13 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

 

That's nearly 5 minutes wasted, nearly as interesting as watching paint dry.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I believe you're confusing this thread, Male Ankle grooming, for the one you're actually looking for, Male Ankle grabbing.  You will have to confer with Punkape on its creation.

Fuck off

 

And I believe you're totally fucked up! So fuck off yourself.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

And I believe you're totally fucked up! So fuck off yourself.

It's a widely accepted fact that nobody cares what either of us think, Bertie.  I would wager, however, that you are currently in the top dog spot for iron and fuck off's.  I accepted my Corner irrelevance ages ago, which is why I'm able to survive here.  I don't take it seriously or personally, unlike your benefit grubbing cunt self. 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

It's a widely accepted fact that nobody cares what either of us think, Bertie.  I would wager, however, that you are currently in the top dog spot for iron and fuck off's.  I accepted my Corner irrelevance ages ago, which is why I'm able to survive here.  I don't take it seriously or personally, unlike your benefit grubbing cunt self. 

Wager? What gay imbecilic expression.

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Guest luke swarm
24 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You should condemn all acts of gross indecency for what they are.

Homosexuality is representative of moral collapse in the West.

 Your failure to confront sexual depravity and makes you a bedfellow of these Sodom and Gomorrah disciples you gutless ponce.

you are of course quite right, I will try and redeem my soul by going to the local catholic church tomorrow to confess my sins as you advise.

By the way do I need to take my own KY jelly, man size tissues and mouthgag or do the holy fathers supply them.  

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Guest Wizardsleeve
Just now, Albert Ross said:

Wager? What gay imbecilic expression.

It's called a vocabulary.  Only common, chronically unemployed social parasite cunts use "bet."

 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And you've worked at McDonalds for 17 years...did Ronald ever touch you?

Of course he hasn't, he's not a real person you follower of Onan.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

It's called a vocabulary.  Only common, chronically unemployed social parasite cunts use "bet."

It's still a gay imbecilic expression.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

It's still a gay imbecilic expression.

You're still a gay imbecilic worthless waste of life.  You'll forgive the repetitive nature of the post.  I believe we covered this ground when you first joined.  

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)

As it's Saturday, I'm off to the bookies to put my "bets" on. Then watch the racing on ITV and cry as I waste my 50p Lucky 15.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You're still a gay imbecilic worthless waste of life.  You'll forgive the repetitive nature of the post.  I believe we covered this ground when you first joined.  

But in the great scheme of things, who cares?

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