Last Cunt Standing Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 So I had a conversation today that left me itching to drive a tent peg through the other cunts’ nose. I’m obviously aware of the ridiculous trend for raging homosexuals and bearded Shoreditch types to go for the spray-on jean/sockless ankle/slip-on loafer combination. Apparently this isn’t quite gay enough though, as I now learn young men on the pull are increasingly moved to shave or wax the ankle area before liberally applying fake tan, even if this means you develop a nice case of folliculitis in a four-inch band which leaves you looking like you were dunked in sheep dip or escaped from foot shackles in a Canal St sex dungeon. I’m not quite sure when ankle hair became verboten for the fairer sex, but it strikes me that men are becoming so feminised by all this plucking shit that they might start ovulating soon. Not exactly Green Beret material these Cunts. Male heroes used to be Dirty Harry and Steve McQueen, now it’s Joey Fucking Essex. I’ll stick with socks if it’s all the same. These mincing cunts should be made to walk barefoot over a sharpened cattle grid. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Ask Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So I had a conversation today that left me itching to drive a tent peg through the other cunts’ nose. I’m obviously aware of the ridiculous trend for raging homosexuals and bearded Shoreditch types to go for the spray-on jean/sockless ankle/slip-on loafer combination. Apparently this isn’t quite gay enough, though, as apparently young men on the pull are increasingly moved to shave or wax the ankle area too, even if this means you develop a nice case of folliculitis in a four inch band which leaves you looking like you were dunked in sheep dip or escaped from foot shackles in a Canal St sex dungeon. I’m not quite sure when ankle hair became verboten for the fairer sex, but it strikes me that men are becoming so feminised by all this plucking shit that they might start ovulating soon. Not exactly Green Beret material these Cunts. I’ll stick with socks if it’s all the same. These cunts should be made to walk barefoot over a sharpened cattle grid. come along now, these are young men on the pull as you quite rightly say, but as they are only interested in pulling other young men in the literal sense I cannot see the harm. I would only recommend termination with a rat poison coated claw hammer for that extreme type of Gaylord who has their eyebrows plucked and shaped to accentuate their botty boy credentials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, Neil said: Ask Frank. Frank's dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank's dead I wish he was deader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I wish he was deader I miss his wit Edited March 2, 2018 by Witheredscrote please excuse the typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank's dead Did they bury him in those fucking shit cords?.....hopefully they did and neither will see the light of day ever again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 I think they buried him in that shitty flip top bin we all saw in his kitchen. I get the feeling he’ll rise again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: come along now, these are young men on the pull as you quite rightly say, but as they are only interested in pulling other young men in the literal sense I cannot see the harm. I would only recommend termination with a rat poison coated claw hammer for that extreme type of Gaylord who has their eyebrows plucked and shaped to accentuate their botty boy credentials. Some years back i tried doing that shitty chavvy slit in the eyebrow thing with a shaver, and the hair never grew back. Have never heard about this ankle waxing bender shit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Some years back i tried doing that shitty chavvy slit in the eyebrow thing with a shaver, and the hair never grew back. Have never heard about this ankle waxing bender shit though. Try it again, this time with a cut throat razor, and 9" lower. Your head won't grow back, but you will still be funnier, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Some years back i tried doing that shitty chavvy slit in the eyebrow thing with a shaver, and the hair never grew back. Have never heard about this ankle waxing bender shit though. A moment, if you will. You did what exactly??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A moment, if you will. You did what exactly??? You know that shitty Ali G esque chav thing where you make slits in your eyebrows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Try it again, this time with a cut throat razor, and 9" lower. Your head won't grow back, but you will still be funnier, Sacre BLUERRGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 21 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Some years back i tried doing that shitty chavvy slit in the eyebrow thing with a shaver, and the hair never grew back. Have never heard about this ankle waxing bender shit though. Gyps tried the same thing on her minge with a Remington head clipper, but the widest attachment made it look like a clawmark on a grizzly bear's back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 31 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Some years back i tried doing that shitty chavvy slit in the eyebrow thing with a shaver Would you care to explain precisely why? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Would you care to explain precisely why? I was an impressionable 20 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I was an impressionable 20 year old. Just like I am now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 38 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Some years back i tried doing that shitty chavvy slit in the eyebrow thing with a shaver, and the hair never grew back. Have never heard about this ankle waxing bender shit though. Perhaps you should change your name to CerebralDysfunction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, Ape said: Perhaps you should change your name to CerebralDysfunction? You're just envious cos you're a bald cunt with no eyebrows or hair to speak of lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: You're just envious cos you're a bald cunt with no eyebrows or hair to speak of lol.. I want to give it a "like", but it won't let me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I want to give it a "like", but it won't let me. You came here to chew gum and give likes and you're all out of likes! either that or you're pissed off cos i gave you an iron. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Just like I am now. Well the only thing I can wish you young man is a very early death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Just like I am now. No fucking way are you 20 lmao! you sound at least 40.. Roy Cropper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You came here to chew gum and give likes and you're all out of likes! either that or you're pissed off cos i gave you an iron. lol I'm out of "likes". I don't chew gum, it makes me dribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: No fucking way are you 20 lmao! you sound at least 40.. Roy Cropper I'm 22, I've just had my birthday, it was between Wednesday and Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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