Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 So this silly cunt has been found guilty of two attempts to murder his wife. Perhaps an apt punishment for him would to either be made to prepare a meal in a kitchen with a gas cooker that has previously been "checked" by his wife or to made to jump out of an aeroplane at 4,000 feet using a parachute that has been "prepared" by his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 41 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: So this silly cunt has been found guilty of two attempts to murder his wife. Perhaps an apt punishment for him would to either be made to prepare a meal in a kitchen with a gas cooker that has previously been "checked" by his wife or to made to jump out of an aeroplane at 4,000 feet using a parachute that has been "prepared" by his wife. I wonder what was going through her mind before the ground went through it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I wonder what was going through her mind before the ground went through it? Her arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Never trust a man who wears brown shoes with a grey suit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Emile Sillyarse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Two attempts to get rid of the old hag he married and failed miserably both times,What a useless fucking slaphead,deserves all of the full length that Big Leroy is currently serving him in stir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 On 10/18/2018 at 8:15 AM, Wybunbury Bertie said: Never trust a man who wears brown shoes with a grey suit I dress like him on most Thursday evenings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 He should have just whacked her over the head instead of trying to let her down gently . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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