Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 So this pompus cunt piece of shit aggressively "ordered" me to put my dog on a lead. It's family had a wedding reception in a fuck off great marquee on the village green. I don't have a problem with this. Although they did leave a few subtle "dog walkers, fuck off" signs about. A couple of which I ripped down. Of course, I and a lot of of dog owners need better control of our dogs. But had made considerable effort in keeping mine away, but the cheap bin bags full of empty smoked salmon packets, would probably draw in many of the lower classes you get on CC. The wedding was on Sunday, the day was Tuesday. These cunts live right next to the green, but don't like dogs. Still, left their pile of shit on the green. God forbid they soil their own garden with such disgusting waste? I seriously laid into this cunt. Next I'll just stop picking up my dog's shit, then go spastic at anyome who steps in it.t The green is a very dog friendly area. And frankly, anyone who doesn't like dogs is a cunt. So I told the cunt in no uncertain terms, to pack up the shite HIS family of inbreds left, and fuck off the peoples's green. His fucking lanky dickweed cunt son made a couple of reluctant appearances. Not that he would have been a problem. I could have raped every member of his family in front of him. And yes, that was meant to be disturbing. In my research on this stuck up dick face, I have discovered he is a former teacher. I wonder what else the cunt could be hiding. Still plotting further revenge. Will probably involve rotten eggs, dog shit and brake fluid (car paintwork 😉) Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: Although they did leave a few subtle "dog walkers, fuck off" signs ab0+%out. A couple of which I ripped down. So I told the cunt in no uncertain terms, to pack up the shite HIS family of inbreds left, and fuck off the peoples's green. His fucking lanky dickweed cunt son made a couple of reluctant appearances. Not that he would have been a problem. I could have raped every member of his family in front of him. And yes, that was meant to be disturbing. Never happened . Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Never happened . Bullshit. Yes it did you fucking inbred twat. Drink bleach and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 33 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: Yes it did you fucking inbred twat. Drink bleach and fuck off. It never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: It never happened. Such an inconceivable scenario within boundaries of your inbred fuckwitted mind. Are you Northern? Kill yourself. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: So this pompus cunt piece of shit aggressively "ordered" me to put my dog on a lead. It's family had a wedding reception in a fuck off great marquee on the village green. I don't have a problem with this. Although they did leave a few subtle "dog walkers, fuck off" signs about. A couple of which I ripped down. Of course, I and a lot of of dog owners need better control of our dogs. But had made considerable effort in keeping mine away, but the cheap bin bags full of empty smoked salmon packets, would probably draw in many of the lower classes you get on CC. The wedding was on Sunday, the day was Tuesday. These cunts live right next to the green, but don't like dogs. Still, left their pile of shit on the green. God forbid they soil their own garden with such disgusting waste? I seriously laid into this cunt. Next I'll just stop picking up my dog's shit, then go spastic at anyome who steps in it.t The green is a very dog friendly area. And frankly, anyone who doesn't like dogs is a cunt. So I told the cunt in no uncertain terms, to pack up the shite HIS family of inbreds left, and fuck off the peoples's green. His fucking lanky dickweed cunt son made a couple of reluctant appearances. Not that he would have been a problem. I could have raped every member of his family in front of him. And yes, that was meant to be disturbing. In my research on this stuck up dick face, I have discovered he is a former teacher. I wonder what else the cunt could be hiding. Still plotting further revenge. Will probably involve rotten eggs, dog shit and brake fluid (car paintwork 😉) Fuck off. Not nearly hard enough. I find a firm “fuck off you fucking cunt” in their face, goes down quite well. All other conversation is gay and non hard. If he’s an ex teacher you could always use the “peado” phrase very time you pass by. Other than that I would have a shit outside his door every evening, cover it with a newspaper, set light to the newspaper and knock the door, watch him try and put out the flames by stamping on the burning paper to reveal the shit underneath. Works a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: Not nearly hard enough. I find a firm “fuck off you fucking cunt” in their face, goes down quite well. All other conversation is gay and non hard. If he’s an ex teacher you could always use the “peado” phrase very time you pass by. Other than that I would have a shit outside his door every evening, cover it with a newspaper, set light to the newspaper and knock the door, watch him try and put out the flames by stamping on the burning paper to reveal the shit underneath. Works a treat. Famous professional bullshitter out bullshits two bob amateur bullshitter! Any offers from the rest of you bullshitters?Where’s Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 44 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Famous professional bullshitter out bullshits two bob amateur bullshitter! He'll be sending the noirs round next, who will fuck up his councillor (or, indeed, counsellor) and rape his wife all for the price of a KFC Family Bucket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Famous professional bullshitter out bullshits two bob amateur bullshitter! Any offers from the rest of you bullshitters?Where’s Frank? Answers on a post card addressed to the worlds biggest and loneliest wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 9 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: So this pompus cunt piece of shit aggressively "ordered" me to put my dog on a lead. It's family had a wedding reception in a fuck off great marquee on the village green. I don't have a problem with this. Although they did leave a few subtle "dog walkers, fuck off" signs about. A couple of which I ripped down. Of course, I and a lot of of dog owners need better control of our dogs. But had made considerable effort in keeping mine away, but the cheap bin bags full of empty smoked salmon packets, would probably draw in many of the lower classes you get on CC. The wedding was on Sunday, the day was Tuesday. These cunts live right next to the green, but don't like dogs. Still, left their pile of shit on the green. God forbid they soil their own garden with such disgusting waste? I seriously laid into this cunt. Next I'll just stop picking up my dog's shit, then go spastic at anyome who steps in it.t The green is a very dog friendly area. And frankly, anyone who doesn't like dogs is a cunt. So I told the cunt in no uncertain terms, to pack up the shite HIS family of inbreds left, and fuck off the peoples's green. His fucking lanky dickweed cunt son made a couple of reluctant appearances. Not that he would have been a problem. I could have raped every member of his family in front of him. And yes, that was meant to be disturbing. In my research on this stuck up dick face, I have discovered he is a former teacher. I wonder what else the cunt could be hiding. Still plotting further revenge. Will probably involve rotten eggs, dog shit and brake fluid (car paintwork 😉) Fuck off. You are Slobodan Milosovic and I claim my fiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: Famous professional bullshitter out bullshits two bob amateur bullshitter! Any offers from the rest of you bullshitters?Where’s Frank? I'm pretty sure I saw Frank yesterday here in Dubrovnik (thought I'd lever that in😎). Huge spit matted beard, sunburned baldhead and battered crocs. He was trying to light a dog end he'd found on the ground. It could have been MikeD (piss be upon him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He'll be sending the noirs round next, who will fuck up his councillor (or, indeed, counsellor) and rape his wife all for the price of a KFC Family Bucket. It will be counsellor in his case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Not nearly hard enough. I find a firm “fuck off you fucking cunt” in their face, goes down quite well. All other conversation is gay and non hard. If he’s an ex teacher you could always use the “peado” phrase very time you pass by. Other than that I would have a shit outside his door every evening, cover it with a newspaper, set light to the newspaper and knock the door, watch him try and put out the flames by stamping on the burning paper to reveal the shit underneath. Works a treat. I have heard things to suggest he might well be a peado. My aunt has seen him looking oddly at kids at village events, even licking his lips! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: I have heard things to suggest he might well be a peado. My aunt has seen him looking oddly at kids at village events, even licking his lips! Mr Chips had dozens of children .. and they were all boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 44 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: I have heard things to suggest he might well be a peado. My aunt has seen him looking oddly at kids at village events, even licking his lips! You see that is a real problem these days, people turning up to look at Village events, its almost as if these events were somehow designed to attract an audience isn't it. Some of these people have the audacity not to bring a lip balm as well,as if attending a community event was not bad enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 15 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Such an inconceivable scenario within boundaries of your inbred fuckwitted mind. Are you Northern? Kill yourself. Fuck off. Don't bother with that one, Lordo. Since it even had the cheek to say never happened on anybody else's post, but being of a split mind on who it fucking is...discredits every fucking word it churns out. Disregard everything from the incontinent fucking bell end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 1:21 AM, Lord McCunty said: So this pompus cunt piece of shit aggressively "ordered" me to put my dog on a lead. It's family had a wedding reception in a fuck off great marquee on the village green. I don't have a problem with this. Although they did leave a few subtle "dog walkers, fuck off" signs about. A couple of which I ripped down. Of course, I and a lot of of dog owners need better control of our dogs. But had made considerable effort in keeping mine away, but the cheap bin bags full of empty smoked salmon packets, would probably draw in many of the lower classes you get on CC. The wedding was on Sunday, the day was Tuesday. These cunts live right next to the green, but don't like dogs. Still, left their pile of shit on the green. God forbid they soil their own garden with such disgusting waste? I seriously laid into this cunt. Next I'll just stop picking up my dog's shit, then go spastic at anyome who steps in it.t The green is a very dog friendly area. And frankly, anyone who doesn't like dogs is a cunt. So I told the cunt in no uncertain terms, to pack up the shite HIS family of inbreds left, and fuck off the peoples's green. His fucking lanky dickweed cunt son made a couple of reluctant appearances. Not that he would have been a problem. I could have raped every member of his family in front of him. And yes, that was meant to be disturbing. In my research on this stuck up dick face, I have discovered he is a former teacher. I wonder what else the cunt could be hiding. Still plotting further revenge. Will probably involve rotten eggs, dog shit and brake fluid (car paintwork 😉) Fuck off. Your dogs family had a wedding reception? You fucking stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 1:21 AM, Lord McCunty said: So this pompus cunt piece of shit aggressively "ordered" me to put my dog on a lead. It's family had a wedding reception in a fuck off great marquee on the village green. I don't have a problem with this. Although they did leave a few subtle "dog walkers, fuck off" signs about. A couple of which I ripped down. Of course, I and a lot of of dog owners need better control of our dogs. But had made considerable effort in keeping mine away, but the cheap bin bags full of empty smoked salmon packets, would probably draw in many of the lower classes you get on CC. The wedding was on Sunday, the day was Tuesday. These cunts live right next to the green, but don't like dogs. Still, left their pile of shit on the green. God forbid they soil their own garden with such disgusting waste? I seriously laid into this cunt. Next I'll just stop picking up my dog's shit, then go spastic at anyome who steps in it.t The green is a very dog friendly area. And frankly, anyone who doesn't like dogs is a cunt. So I told the cunt in no uncertain terms, to pack up the shite HIS family of inbreds left, and fuck off the peoples's green. His fucking lanky dickweed cunt son made a couple of reluctant appearances. Not that he would have been a problem. I could have raped every member of his family in front of him. And yes, that was meant to be disturbing. In my research on this stuck up dick face, I have discovered he is a former teacher. I wonder what else the cunt could be hiding. Still plotting further revenge. Will probably involve rotten eggs, dog shit and brake fluid (car paintwork 😉) Fuck off. I've read this shit twice and I still don't know what the fuck it's all about. Shut the fuck up, put your dog on a leash and do as you're fucking told. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 6 hours ago, Hector said: I've read this shit twice and I still don't know what the fuck it's all about. Shut the fuck up, put your dog on a leash and do as you're fucking told. Cunt. Increase text font size on your V Tech My First Laptop, learn to fucking read, stop using Americanisms, and finally please run back and forth across your nearest motorway. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 22 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: Increase text font size on your V Tech My First Laptop, learn to fucking read, stop using Americanisms, and finally please run back and forth across your nearest motorway. Fuck off. Are you stealing my material you cunt? i used that line earlier this year you plagiarising little shit. But yes i agree i hate americanisms too, as well as the fat simpleton bastards in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 On 8/30/2018 at 4:12 PM, Lord McCunty said: Increase text font size on your V Tech My First Laptop, learn to fucking read, stop using Americanisms, and finally please run back and forth across your nearest motorway. Fuck off. Says the bloke who uses the term '24/7'. I was going to argue the toss with you over this but I just couldn't be fucking arsed. Daft cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 1:21 AM, Lord McCunty said: So this pompus cunt piece of shit aggressively "ordered" me to put my dog on a lead. It's family had a wedding reception in a fuck off great marquee on the village green. I don't have a problem with this. Although they did leave a few subtle "dog walkers, fuck off" signs about. A couple of which I ripped down. Of course, I and a lot of of dog owners need better control of our dogs. But had made considerable effort in keeping mine away, but the cheap bin bags full of empty smoked salmon packets, would probably draw in many of the lower classes you get on CC. The wedding was on Sunday, the day was Tuesday. These cunts live right next to the green, but don't like dogs. Still, left their pile of shit on the green. God forbid they soil their own garden with such disgusting waste? I seriously laid into this cunt. Next I'll just stop picking up my dog's shit, then go spastic at anyome who steps in it.t The green is a very dog friendly area. And frankly, anyone who doesn't like dogs is a cunt. So I told the cunt in no uncertain terms, to pack up the shite HIS family of inbreds left, and fuck off the peoples's green. His fucking lanky dickweed cunt son made a couple of reluctant appearances. Not that he would have been a problem. I could have raped every member of his family in front of him. And yes, that was meant to be disturbing. In my research on this stuck up dick face, I have discovered he is a former teacher. I wonder what else the cunt could be hiding. Still plotting further revenge. Will probably involve rotten eggs, dog shit and brake fluid (car paintwork 😉) Fuck off. There’s two sides to every story, but I barely had the mental fortitude to get through yours alone. A really fucking dull, winding little anecdote destined for the dustbin of history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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