Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 I was walking along Southsea beachfront yesterday and every time I went to park my arse on a bench and take a swig from my Jim Beam and coke bottle the first thing I saw was the depressing sight of a brass plaque telling the world that some doddering old cunt passed away after a long life. Now it would seem that somebody has decided to take the piss out of this practice... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46265117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Not a cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I was walking along Southsea beachfront yesterday and every time I went to park my arse on a bench and take a swig from my Jim Beam and coke bottle the first I saw was the depressing sight of a brass plaque telling the world that some doddering old cunt passed away after a long life. Now it would seem that somebody has decided to take the piss out of this practice... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46265117 I must admit, as piss takes go, that did hit the mark. Twisted the knickers of absolutely fucking everybody over an absolutely cuntish practice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Not a cunt! Those armrest things aren’t there to stop fat bastards sitting down. They are there to stop Rab C. Nesbitt types sleeping on them. We don’t need pisshead Jock vagrants coming down here abusing and stabbing our hard working, tax paying immigrant population. Stay away you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Those armrest things aren’t there to stop fat bastards sitting down. They are there to stop Rab C. Nesbitt types sleeping on them. We don’t need pisshead Jock vagrants coming down here abusing and stabbing our hard working, tax paying immigrant population. Stay away you cunts. Just think of the Jocks as fluffy, cuddly red squirrels, displaced by verminous foreign invaders, and they won't seem so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just think of the Jocks as fluffy, cuddly red squirrels, displaced by verminous foreign invaders, and they won't seem so bad. Do you have ghettos of displaced cockneys in Scotland who wander around telling everyone that they come from 'ackney and how much better things are in Lundun but won't fuck off back there? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 8 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Do you have ghettos of displaced cockneys in Scotland who wander around telling everyone that they come from 'ackney and how much better things are in Lundun but won't fuck off back there? Scotland's quaint little towns and villages welcome all sorts into their midst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 On 11/19/2018 at 7:47 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: I was walking along Southsea beachfront yesterday and every time I went to park my arse on a bench and take a swig from my Jim Beam and coke bottle the first thing I saw was the depressing sight of a brass plaque telling the world that some doddering old cunt passed away after a long life. Now it would seem that somebody has decided to take the piss out of this practice... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46265117 Great shout. What class of arsehole creates these half arsed shrines to their families anyway? Why do they think the public ought be respectful and inspired at these crass gestures? A symptom of the way of life these days, all slushy sentiment and attention seeking. There's one in a field full of sheep shit nearby that reads "Adam loved this place, RIP bro and all on the cheapest gold plated plaque the local B&M flogged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 On 11/20/2018 at 8:17 AM, Cuntybaws said: Just think of the Jocks as fluffy, cuddly red squirrels, displaced by verminous foreign invaders, and they won't seem so bad. Who voluntarily moves to the freezing shithole anyway? 🤔 Even you legged it out of there at the earliest opportunity, baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 3 hours ago, scotty said: Who voluntarily moves to the freezing shithole anyway? 🤔 Even you legged it out of there at the earliest opportunity, baws. "Verminous foreign invaders" indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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