Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 The thousand year old question "How representative of the public is the BBC" can be answered by Question Time Thursdays on BBC TV and Fridays with Any Questions on BBC Radio 4. Crammed with white middle class blabbers drawn from a background of well-off privileged private education, privately and expensively housed with one or more extra buy-to-let properties, private healthcare and private pension pots. A pretence of broadband coverage is made by throwing in a few "choc ices" who under the skin are the same dyed in the wool child eating monsters like the beast woman Olukemi Olufunto Badenoch MP or Sharmishta Chakrabarti, Baroness Chakrabarti. Caked? I'm drooling. But my nom for a weekend cunting expedition is not this shit but the two Lord of the Flies who compere the entire charade. Overseen and ruled with an iron grip by two siblings sprung from the sychophantic loins of Richard the Great: little chirpy Jonathon and smirky snidey David. Richard the IV earned the right to hand down the broadcasting coat of arms (twin microphones rampant) due to loyal service in humble fealty at the Corrie Epic of 1953 televised for the few and filmed for the darkened smokey fart dens of Pathe News. Richard IV was duly crowned and his dynasty has continued to flourish at the BBC courtesy of the Licence Fee poll tax ever since with only minor challenges from such upstarts as the troublesome son/father pair Dan and Peter Snow. With no direct descendant (though siblings Sally and Nicholas have carved out lucrative comfy niches for themselves) to hand over the BBC crown and sceptre by unpopular demand the Pruvy Council of BBC Knights Garter have upped Princess Fiona Bruce of the Reith Clan to the Question Time title. The King is dead (dead boring) Long Live the Bruce. (£150 in a sealed brown envelope every year aka the Hamilton wedge) PS for the benefit of the cruder responders just imagine you are making love to a pair of DD size tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 This is the work of a Downs Brexiteer, who's just found out that his 2 Meals For A Fiver coupon doesn't apply on Fridays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: The thousand year old question "How representative of the public is the BBC" can be answered by Question Time Thursdays on BBC TV and Fridays with Any Questions on BBC Radio 4. Crammed with white middle class blabbers drawn from a background of well-off privileged private education, privately and expensively housed with one or more extra buy-to-let properties, private healthcare and private pension pots. A pretence of broadband coverage is made by throwing in a few "choc ices" who under the skin are the same dyed in the wool child eating monsters like the beast woman Olukemi Olufunto Badenoch MP or Sharmishta Chakrabarti, Baroness Chakrabarti. Caked? I'm drooling. But my nom for a weekend cunting expedition is not this shit but the two Lord of the Flies who compere the entire charade. Overseen and ruled with an iron grip by two siblings sprung from the sychophantic loins of Richard the Great: little chirpy Jonathon and smirky snidey David. Richard the IV earned the right to hand down the broadcasting coat of arms (twin microphones rampant) due to loyal service in humble fealty at the Corrie Epic of 1953 televised for the few and filmed for the darkened smokey fart dens of Pathe News. Richard IV was duly crowned and his dynasty has continued to flourish at the BBC courtesy of the Licence Fee poll tax ever since with only minor challenges from such upstarts as the troublesome son/father pair Dan and Peter Snow. With no direct descendant (though siblings Sally and Nicholas have carved out lucrative comfy niches for themselves) to hand over the BBC crown and sceptre by unpopular demand the Pruvy Council of BBC Knights Garter have upped Princess Fiona Bruce of the Reith Clan to the Question Time title. The King is dead (dead boring) Long Live the Bruce. (£150 in a sealed brown envelope every year aka the Hamilton wedge) PS for the benefit of the cruder responders just imagine you are making love to a pair of DD size tits. Kunte, this nom started brightly but then turned into an Isaac Asimov novel; fucking boring. I got midway through the 4th paragraph and had to stop. Sorry, just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kunte, this nom started brightly but then turned into an Isaac Asimov novel; fucking boring. I got midway through the 4th paragraph and had to stop. Sorry, just saying Here's an idea, Gypo...ignore the tiresome cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kunte, this nom started brightly but then turned into an Isaac Asimov novel; fucking boring. I got midway through the 4th paragraph and had to stop. Sorry, just saying I got halfway through the 4th word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Ghastly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kunte, this nom started brightly but then turned into an Isaac Asimov novel; fucking boring. I got midway through the 4th paragraph and had to stop. Sorry, just saying You're right. What would you do differently if you had another chump of the bit between your teeth? Assuming you have got any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Here's an idea, Gypo...ignore the tiresome cunt! The new Christmas single Wizard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: I got halfway through the 4th word! The old ADHD playing up? I'll send you some of my horse tranquillisers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Ghastly. Stop looking in the mirror you vain cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Here's an idea, Gypo...ignore the tiresome cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Just now, Kunte Kinte said: Still waiting for the new single Wizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 9 hours ago, Ollyboro said: This is the work of a Downs Brexiteer, who's just found out that his 2 Meals For A Fiver coupon doesn't apply on Fridays. Are you referring to your chips and gravy Sunday dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 2 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Ghastly. You, you .. yes you in the ghastly shirt .. third row along .. yes , you you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Just now, colonelkurtz said: You, you .. yes you in the ghastly shirt .. third row along .. yes , you you At last a really interesting responder. We'll come back to you in a moment. Do your flies up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: At last a really interesting responder. We'll come back to you in a moment. Do your flies up. You are on the reduced £6.43 an hour "minimum wage rate" aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: You're right. What would you do differently if you had another chump of the bit between your teeth? Assuming you have got any. I'd do the decent thing; drink bleach and die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: Still waiting for the new single Wizard. Wish it could be Ede everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wish it could be Ede everyday 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd do the decent thing; drink bleach and die. Talking about drinking and dying what happened to the Silver Buckle my favourite dive bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 56 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: The Tiger Google it. Nice pub now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Tiger Google it. Nice pub now Not if you fucking drink in there you arse wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: Not if you fucking drink in there you arse wipe. I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't. Last time I looked at it they tried to La di Da it up and put in all the plastic designer poofy fittings. Mind you the Buckle was an earlier c1960/70s version of the same cheapskate decor but it had the charm of being run own to a state whereby it started to look trendy if it wasn't as rough as a badgers arse. Yeah with the wildlife outside! Personally the Fox up the road is what it says on the tin - a proper boozer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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