Neil Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 Golden Brown.......bread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 Are the characters on your keyboard covered in so much jizz that this is the amount letters you can type before having to decontaminate your hands or something? Even people in the gutter need to aim higher occasionally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Are the characters on your keyboard covered in so much jizz that this is the amount letters you can type before having to decontaminate your hands or something? Even people in the gutter need to aim higher occasionally. You mean Neil should splash-out over the curb occasionally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 Well, Dave wasn't a cunt, in fact, he was a very gifted organist...er...musician, and by all accounts, a lovely bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 I met lead singer Hugh Cornwall in my local newsagents years ago. I was annoyed because they'd sold out of the Daily Mirror. I asked him what he could suggest and he said "There's Always the Sun"! Here all lockdown 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 On 06/05/2020 at 17:49, camberwell gypsy said: I met lead singer Hugh Cornwall in my local newsagents years ago. I was annoyed because they'd sold out of the Daily Mirror. I asked him what he could suggest and he said "There's Always the Sun"! Here all lockdown Was that just before he went for a stroll on the sand staring at the fruit in his hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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