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[Eric Cuntman]

7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The only thing you've got in common with Kim is being as blind and vile as a naked mole rat.

Him due to being a disgusting fat cunt whose already tiny chink eyes have been closed shut by his gigantic cheeks, and you due to being a decrepit old cunt hanging on to the barest thread of life through a mixture of witchcraft and Gordon's gin.

Have you seen ‘The Interview’?

 

[Penny Farthing]

22 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The only thing you've got in common with Kim is being as blind and vile as a naked mole rat.

Him due to being a disgusting fat cunt whose already tiny chink eyes have been closed shut by his gigantic cheeks, and you due to being a decrepit old cunt hanging on to the barest thread of life through a mixture of witchcraft and Gordon's gin.

You have a kind heart bro' . Do not let any of the wrong uns' here say otherwise.

[ChildeHarold]

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you seen ‘The Interview’?

 

No but I've seen every episode of Kath and Kim and model my early morning walk on Kel. Pure gold. *

* NOT the early morning walk favoured by Kevin Spacey who is a very good actor by the way 

[ChildeHarold]

2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

You have a kind heart bro' . Do not let any of the wrong uns' here say otherwise.

And you Sir, have a lucky face, 🍀 🤞 🍀 would you like one of my lucky charms Sir. 

[ChildeHarold]

40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Ritalin

That's a laxative ain't it?