Venezuela and Guyana

[Hammer of Cunts]

Apparently, it's all kicking off over some islands no one's ever heard of. We've sent our battleship to sort it out for them.

It's good to see some fighty action from the other side of the pond; they've been a bit quiet recently. Over the coming weeks we will learn the history and geography of these nations and, possibly, even where the fuck they are. It doesn't look like the refugees will get this far.

I was getting bored with Gaza/Jews and Ukraine is so last year.

[Decimus]

With one tugboat off the coast of South America and two in the Black Sea, now would be the perfect time for any foreign power to launch an attack against the remaining five rowing boats in the fleet. 

In all seriousness, though, our navy is in no fit state to metaphorically wave its dick around as if it was still the 19th century.

Nelson must be spinning in his fucking grave. 

[entitled little cunt]

Hopefully they'll nuke each other , destroy the entirety of their populations before the cunts are thumbing a lift from the RNLI and put up at the Ritz.I can't quite remember  at which point any prospective government asked the British taxpayer if we gave a fuck about Ukrainians,  Afghans,  Somalians, Nigerians and just about every other nationality we are having to feed , house  and keep healthy .

Cunts the lot of 'em.

[ChildeHarold]

6 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Apparently, it's all kicking off over some islands no one's ever heard of. We've sent our battleship to sort it out for them.

It's good to see some fighty action from the other side of the pond; they've been a bit quiet recently. Over the coming weeks we will learn the history and geography of these nations and, possibly, even where the fuck they are. It doesn't look like the refugees will get this far.

I was getting bored with Gaza/Jews and Ukraine is so last year.

The British armed forces have had a hard on for central America since we relinquished Honduras to the largest most aggressive mosquitoes in the world and the natives. They liked to send the SAS there on exercises to harden them up. This is clearly a little jaunty inspired by mess talk with retired military. Just shows you how serious the people are in charge of our armed forces let alone the state they are in. It's strictly out of the Eagle comic for bored cunts. Britain never really had any role in Latin America except economic and business. 

[entitled little cunt]

On 24/12/2023 at 14:57, ChildeHarold said:

The British armed forces have had a hard on for central America since we relinquished Honduras to the largest most aggressive mosquitoes in the world and the natives. They liked to send the SAS there on exercises to harden them up. This is clearly a little jaunty inspired by mess talk with retired military. Just shows you how serious the people are in charge of our armed forces let alone the state they are in. It's strictly out of the Eagle comic for bored cunts. Britain never really had any role in Latin America except economic and business. 

Oh and kicking the shitebox out of Argentina 

[ChildeHarold]

4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Oh and kicking the shitebox out of Argentina 

I'll have to give you that. But that was a bit out of the ordinary.. 

 

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On 24/12/2023 at 11:25, Decimus said:

Nelson must be spinning in his fucking grave. 

He's now running a ferry service, Calais to King's Lynn, I assumed you'd know that.