Trucking Funt
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4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:
Top man, Trucking. Some heading your way once replenished.
What do you think of the Captain Tom nomination? Personally, I thought it was a fucking liberty. Men like him fought and died in atrocious conditions to give us the freedom to cunt off whoever! Unfortunately his dementia allowed the government to use him as a propaganda tool, and he probably thought Bin Laden did 9/11 with a Nokia 3210 from an afghan cave, but that's unfortunately his generation.
I grew up knowing a lot of men like him because my family has got deep connections with the Royal British Legion. My mum regularly used to plate up a Sunday dinner for a WWI veteran who lived across the road from us when I was a kid and we would go over and talk to him. He always had a funny story to tell about something he saw or about someone he met but never about the fighting itself or himself for that matter. It was only when I met his grandson at his funeral when I was I was in my late teens (The fucker was 97 when he died) that he told me he had made no less than 3 charges across no mans land during the Battles of Ypres including one occasion when he had to club a kraut to death with his rifle after it jammed and the kraut had shot him in the leg. Captain Tom reminded a lot of him. He didn't think his deeds very noteworthy because what was ordinary to him was truly fucking extraordinary to the rest of us.
You're right though, that nom was out of order.
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If any further proof was needed that our places of learning have been taken over by anti-British left wing scum then here it is. The cunts are going to "decolonise" their curriculum by removing English language studies from their selection of courses so the ethnics are not triggered by the native tongue of the country they're fucking living in.
No wonder the majority of journalists are thick as fuck these days.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-55860810
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4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:
I could believe that too. Unfortunately out of likes, despite only dishing out 3 this morning.
Have one on me!
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13 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:
You've just reminded me of the film 'Deliverance' staring Burt Reynolds. That's some seriously inbreed, banjo strumming, hillbilly bumbanditry in that film.
That's a regular Christmas do for @ChildeHarold.
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Just now, Major Cunt said:
I noticed you slipped in the word "tradesmen". I'd like to think this was a Freudian slip, but knowing your penchant for turd burglary, I'd imagine you regularly receive a slip up the tradesmen's entrance.
Fuck off, lol, ect...
A slip? I bet big Mtembe completely obliterates his back doors and makes him squeal like a pig in an abattoir.
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7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Fucking ridiculous. When I heard about it I thought he was entitled to speak his mind. Free speech and all that. But what do I find; some little scrote talking like a typical fucking wannabe gangsta with the usual faux yardie dialect. "Yo, you is a liar innit? You is a liar man. A liar innit". The evil me wishes this gobby little cunt gets covid and ends up in a ward surrounded by dementia riddled crumblies and fat cunts on ventilators just to show that kung flu does exist. But the nice person in me wishes the gobby little cunt gets covid and ends up.......
*btw I dont want the little fuck up dead or owt. I'm not that evil.
The pudgy faced little prick looks like he's Turkish and should be slaving away in his dad's kebab shop.
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29 minutes ago, The Beast said:
The only reasonable way of knowing how many people died from this virus will be looking at excess deaths. That can't be done yet meaningfully. A lot of people who have died were in their last year of life. The community most adversely affected are those who live in residential or nursing homes, about 1% of the total population of UK plc. They have had around 30% of all recorded deaths. The average length of stay in such establishments is about 2 years.
One thing for sure, this government with little resistance from the opposition, have fucked things up royally.
Very few governments have covered themselves in glory during this pandemic despite the warnings from epidemiologists for the last several decades that something like this could happen. I would like to see the cunts who have enriched themselves politically and financially by spreading panic hammered through the floor at the appropriate time though.
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2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
We'll see how the next 12 months pan out trukky baby..we see the oily govster ladling out abuse to the EU commission..everyone that is except the man he'll be requesting an extension of the grace period yer currently enjoying...
PANZERMURPHYBABY
Brussels will do what its going to do regardless of what Gove says so who gives a fuck? The EU commission deserves the abuse along with a tactical nuke being put through their front door.
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14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:
You seem to have a shared brain cell with your Likers you can donate. Be careful not to deprive it of oxygen.
Jealousy will get you nowhere Harold. Please kill yourself. Pretty please.
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6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:
Fuck off squealer
Can I borrow your brain Harold? I'm building a spastic for my neighbour's kids to throw stones at.
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1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I started watching that and gave up after 3 episodes. Fucking woeful.
I just about managed the first series when Anthony Hopkins was in it but the second was worse than reading the utter bollocks posted by @ChildeHarold.
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6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:
Ive never heard of her
I only heard of her because Mrs Funt made me watch two series of Westworld with her. She plays a robot in it. Fits her acting style perfectly.
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1 hour ago, Neil said:
Here we fucking go again,fucking slags out to get what they can.Why didn't they say anything at the time i wonder,possibly because it never happened.If it turns out to be true then the mans a grade 1 cunt but these women need fucking shooting if they fuck up his life and he's done nothing wrong.Fuck off with your PC bullshit,history tells us that women can be bigger cunts than men especially where money is involved,strange how you never see an ugly bird in the passenger seat of a Ferrari.Fucking chancers coming out of the woodwork by the hour.
Chief slapper is Evan Rachel Wood, a shit actress and feminist fruitcake who blames her not being given millions by film studio bosses to make weirdo films on sexism. Strange how Kathryn Bigelow never has that problem. That's probably because she actually has some fucking talent as a director, not opening her legs for them. Chances are Manson ripped her back doors off for a couple of years then told her to fuck off as soon as he found some fresh meat.
Regret isn't rape, do one you fucking scrubber.
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2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Good boy..now...here..fetch the stick from this stinking tank of shite..theres a good boy
PANZERMURPHYBABY
Would you like to buy some flu vaccine to see if that helps? We've got a huge surplus this year for some reason.
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34 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
K'mon boy..stick..go fetch...
PANZERMURPHYBABY
Is your granny ok Paddy? Must be hard for her after the doctor gave her vaccine dose to his cleaner. -
29 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
With a death rate like a couple of waterloo's i suggest ya sort yerselfs out..yer woes are only startin spudderz baby
PANZERMURPHYBABY
The death rate is about the same as France when take out the ones added by crooked doctors artificially inflating covid figures to get more funding for their departments. I can't wait for the public enquiry after this all over which exposes these cunts and sees them struck off.
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3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:
Dear good people of The Corner,
My bit of the world has just gone into five day lockdown after a security guard at a COVID hotel tested positive after seemingly visiting every off licence and halal butcher in south Perth.
You guys have had much more experience of this lockdown thing than me, so I’m looking for tips, games to play with the wife, keeping a dog happy indoors, Netflix content to stream, interesting reads, and general help passing the hours until we can emerge. And @Eric Cuntman, can you confirm the kill distance for an Adler 12g straight-pull shotgun, just in case the hoardes make it up the drive?
Narcos seasons 1-3 and get another dog.
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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:
If you haven't already seen it I can recommend "The Boys" on Amazon Prime Video. Even more use of the word "cunt" than this site on a Friday night.
I made the mistake of binge watching the second series with Mrs Funt a couple of weekends ago. She cackled like a fucking witch through the Homelander/Stormfront sex scene.
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13 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Fair point, Trucking Funt. But @PANZER MURPHY has the high ground on this. Its not like any country who has a membership with the EU ever used concentration camps...
The Krauts used them twice. The first time was in what is now Namibia during the Herero genocide at the beginning of the 20th century. Ironically, the the unwitting architect of it all was Hermann Goering's daddy.
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15 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
We see new Zealand has signed up a similar trade deal with the chinee ..and speakin of didnt yall invent the concentration camp way back in south Africa around the start of the 20th century..yer well known around the world already trukky O' babóg
PANZERMURPHYBABY
Horse gob Ardern is a commie so this comes as no surprise but the Aussies wield more influence in NZ than China and they're fucking seething at her. When she's gone, China will be as well.
The Romans invented the concentration camp during the Gothic wars Paddy, they just called them something else. What sort of history books have you got over there in Bogland ffs?
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46 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Those African generalisimos are now some of yer trading partners now that the toray partay has said its ok to do bizniz with bloodthirsty murderous regimes trukky O' babóg
PANZERMURPHYBABY
From the EU which has dropped its strides, bent over and spread its cheeks for a country that runs a huge network of Nazi style concentration camps. Meanwhile, the UK has opened its doors to a potential 5.5 million people from Hong Kong so they can escape Chinese tyranny. 🖕🖕🖕🖕
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47 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Oh yeah..we see ya makin noise about the tranz sumtin suntin..ya do know yer attempting to join an established group..ye may be asked to forfeit some of yer lovely sovereignty n take some rules ..if they do let ya in you'll have a big fee n a small seat..its for the best
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TPP isn't like the EUSSR. A member can still make other trade deals and even join other trade blocs which will be the case when CANZUK is formed and our Anglo Saxon might will traverse the globe again in all of its Britannic glory!
When the UK joins TPP it will immediately become the second largest economy in the bloc and as we'll be among the rest of the family along with our old colonial chums in Singapore, Malaysia and Brunei, we won't have to worry about faggot frogs and goosestepping krauts trying to rig the rulebook to enrich themselves at our expense.
When the EU disintegrates and you're left out in the wilderness Paddy perhaps Ireland can apply. No fuck! It can't because it has no territory in the Pacific. Lol!
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6 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
You wear yer ignorance n bile like a badly fitted suit trukky O' bagóg
PANZERMURPHYBABY
And your wear the chips on both shoulders like an African general's epualettes. Lol!
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5 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Yawn...the fat lad spent most of last year threatening to break international law..and only two weeks ago he was gibberin about triggering article 16..arleen haz demanded he do it ..the EU make noise about doin it n everyone has a shite haemorrhage..including Arlene..maybe they just held a mirror up to y'all..anyway mister perkes the bruizin brexiteer brixham fish merchant has 100 tonnes of cuttlefish he cant move..he needs a hand..grab a fork n dig in
PANZERMURPHYBABY
Fuck off Paddy! There's a big difference between responding to economic blackmail, blockading of food along with diplomatic piracy and the EU temper tantrum because AZ won't handover the UK vaccine supply. If raving Europhile Tony Blair is calling the EU a bunch of cunts then they've definitely fucked up! Brussels has unequivocally demonstrated that it has absolutely no morals whatsoever and when von der Hitler turns up at the G7 meeting here in June, the goosestepping spunk trumpet is going to have the realities of the post covid world explained to her starting with the fact that the UK and US are joining the TPP so therefore risks serious diplomatic retaliation with a bloc that will be bigger than her own if it continues to fuck with our exports/imports.
The UK letter of accession requesting entry to the CPTPP was deposited at its HQ in New Zealand earlier today. Times are a changing Paddy!
Ungrateful asylum seeking cunts
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Does this mean I'm not getting an invite to your Christmas do this year Harold? I don't wish to attend of course but it's the thought that counts.