Hammer of Cunts

Hardly surprising, they'll have puked their rings up. Those fucking Ginster's pasties must be well out of date by now.

Does the term "non-sequitur" mean anyting to you, or are you as dim as your grammar would suggest?

Wasn't that the one with a big tombstone on the front?

Scotland's a modern country now, the old ways are gone.

It's good to see that she's got nothing else to worry about.

I bet they wouldn't like Roseane Barr playing Nelson Mandela.

Oh no it isn't!

The French aren't in this war, don't wake them up or they'll surrender and then we'll all be in the shit. On the bright side: at least I know know where Moldova is.

I haven't heard the BBC refer to "Moskva" yet.

Apparently we're supposed to do something symbolic with lightbulbs this evening to show Putin what we think of him. I bet he'll shit himself at the sight of Doris at no. 27's curtains flapping. What did the potato-faced cabbage eaters do for us in the last war? Oh yes, many of them joined the SS. Ukraine is a buffer state, it's doing what it's supposed to: keeping the Ivans at a safe distance. It'll be "clap for Kiev" next.

All accomodated in the Tartis. It appears small, but expands when needed.

The Jerkinator

There are now so many uses for graphene that KB's worried they'll discover a way to make it into an electric minge-piece and put him out of business.

Ok for a bowler.

You might have a point there, the writing on her shirt is back-to-front too.

"I have had quite a few men in my inbox" No! Really?

There are huge, flat, featureless agricultural areas too. Anywhere in England like that?

Not migrants, they will want to go home as soon as possible.

Is this the first war where the leaders of both countries have the same name?

QED

Ad hominem blather is the last resort of the ignorant.

We've been there since the pope asked us to stop you cunts killing each other. It went quite well for the first 800 years. We gave you spuds, what more do you want? ungrateful bog-trotters.

The Finns kept the Ivans at bay in 1939 and they've been sticking two fingers up at them ever since. Using a poorly trained and motivated consript army against committed irregulars who are defending their home has never gone well. You can't control a modern country with disafected cannon-fodder and it doesn't seem likely that Ukranian collaborators will be forthcoming in any number.

I don't think the Ukes will give up that easily:

The Ukraine government is handing out machine-guns like sweeties and providing televised instructions on how to make petrol bombs. This should liven up European football fixtures in the coming years.