Hammer of Cunts

Why all the words? You conveyed the nuculus of the nom in the title.

You make yourself sick too, then Harrold? Maybe chew the rusks a bit better before youn gobble them up. Get your carer to show you how.

I quite liked them; I remember seeing them in about '77. I think Billy Bragg was playing bass. Some of those obscure punk acts were ok.

What would happen if one of them bottled it at the last minute? Would he still get his 72 virgins or just be collateral damage when his sibling pulls the string? Is it mentioned in Sunna?

Say "No thank-you." and close the door; they have no more powers than the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses, both of whom claim to represent an authority even higher than th BBC.

Don't forget to drive through a fence into a group of eight-year-olds on the way home.

No, he was sweeping fake snow off a stage in a small provincial theatre.

I met him about 20 years ago, he seemed a nice enough bloke.

I wonder what he means by "important". Not a term I'd use for anything connected with football. Is he one of the game's intellectuals?

Thanks, I couldn't be arsed.

What do you mean by "done well"? Is he famous for something? If so, what the fuck does he do? Why is he famous(ish)?

Who the fuck is this? How about a link?

Now then, I'm nearly 70 and I keyed a brand-new Range-Rover in Sainsbury's car-park last year.

Wow! I can't keep up with this level of cunting sophistication. Are you the ghost of Oscar Wilde?

A come-back(side).

If they was a woman (or an ethnic), there'd be a think-piece about succeeding in a male dominated world (or slavery).

An actor of whom you haven't heard has suddenly died. You know the bloke, he was in that thing with Whatsisname. Did a screen-test for Heartbeat, I think, or was that the other one? Despite his years of treading the boards, this chap never quite achieved National Treasure status, one of life's spear-carriers to the end. His family are shocked and saddened; Thingummy was a much loved uncle/brother/father etc and because it's New Year and no one more important has choked on the sprouts over Xmas, we'll put it in the papers and pretend we give a fuck.

When the non-combatants were released, towards the end of the war, DB wouldn't let his batman, Alex Ross leave. About a year after the war, Bader phoned him and asked what had happened to his spare leg, when Ross told him that it had been left behind, Bader called him a cunt and hung up. He never spoke to him again.

His unpleasantness at Colditz is legendary.

From what I've read about his behaviour, there were quite a few who would have been glad to help him with that.

They only "identify" as deaf when it suits them. A bit like my dog.

Beating one out over the Koran's a new idea! Perhaps a Sunday afternoon project.

It's odd that the rest of the Arab world has not chipped in to help the trouble making nutters of Palestine. Even the Egyptians next door won't have them. Maybe they don't like the shit-stirring twats after they stirred up a war in Jordan and almost caused a revolution in Dubai (who promptly kicked them out). Hamas, with huge popular support in Gaza, have never tried to make peace with Israel and constantly attack the territory; the recent atrocity was the last straw. The murder, rape and kidnapping of the festival-goers was possibly the most ill-concieved "political" act in memory. It's hard to see what they hoped to achieve. If your neighbour keeps chucking turds over the fence, eventually you'll go round and put his windows in.

Apparently, it's all kicking off over some islands no one's ever heard of. We've sent our battleship to sort it out for them. It's good to see some fighty action from the other side of the pond; they've been a bit quiet recently. Over the coming weeks we will learn the history and geography of these nations and, possibly, even where the fuck they are. It doesn't look like the refugees will get this far. I was getting bored with Gaza/Jews and Ukraine is so last year.

The crosser you get, the worse your grammar gets. Are you responsible for policing the quality of the posts here?