Hammer of Cunts

They'll soon get fed up with going outside and rioting once their beloved fucking coffee shops reopen.

What about the shrine to the appallingly racist Gandhi in Tavistock square? Christianity has supported and justified colonialism and oppression through most of its history... Shall we pull down churches? The mayor of London has suggested that street names in Britain commemorate too many white (British) people... Many of them also celebrate British fauna: Oak Lane, Hazel Avenue , Lime Street etc. I suggest they be renamed; Mango Drive, Paw-paw Place and Banana Crescent may be appropriate.

They haven't even mentioned the vitamin D deficiency; that wouldn't fit their agenda. I noticed that the first ten doctors to die were all Asians. I don't expect that they lived in slums.

Errol Browns.

The only kids that I know who've joined plod in the last twenty years have been those who like uniforms but were too stupid or unfit for the army. Given the low calibre of the raw material, it's hardly surprising that even those who have risen through the ranks aren't the most competent.

Just tell Ranjit that you've pressed button B and your penny didn't come back.

As far as the media are concerned the area is just "the north" so three deaths doesn't sound so bad.

He doesn't sound like he's been to school very much.

The experimental mined-control at the start of this worked so well that many are now too nervous to go outside, grateful that the government has "put its arms around them": basking in unaffordable security and loth to go back into the big, bad world To lift the restrictions there has to be a way of letting people know that they're actually quite safe, without admitting that the whole thing was a bit of a damp squib in the first place. Thirty-five thousand-odd dead is obviously sad but, after all, it's only a smallish football crowd. The Oxford vaccine trials are having trouble finding enough sufferers to work with.

Just becaws.

I was inspired to nominate "Collectors" because of the mockney old Etonian millionaire ex-junky and the shrieking Liverpudlians. This sort of thing gives tat a bad name. The autojumble one is even worse.

They're too busy, out shooting corvids. The black ones mainly.

Bismillah.

According to Wikipedia, he was in something called "Closing the Ring"; that doesn't sound so promising for the special interest groups.

He wasn't in that owing to positive discrimination in the casting. He was in charge of telling them how to emote. Set Peter Gabriel off though.

Brighton Rock was good too.

The presenters were, apparently shagging each other senseless. Christopher Trace had to leave because of it.

The discerning golfer would have no truck with "false bottoms" and would use only the real thing.

Yeah, that's the sort of thing, new-age twaddle.

These pricks have been told that they can't play out their silly fantasies at Stonehenge this year. It's about time that someone pointed out that modern "druids" have absolutely no connection with ancient druids and neither group have any connection with, nor knowledge of, the builders or the original use of the monument.

People should just stick to shooting birds at little green pigs. It's more realistic.

She looks happy, I wonder who she's got under there?

The enthusiasm will soon wear off when it starts raining.

Almost any news report ends with an asinine vox pop from the mouth-breathers of Twitter, pouring out ill-informed subjective shite. It's either lazy journalism or a plot to stop us thinking beyond our own initial reactions.

OK, so almost everyone got Pip, Squeak and Wilfred, but why "cowardice medals"?