ChildeHarold

"some words from a rhyme"... a variation of the much loved children's fairy story, My Lovely Dad Wiped us All Out With A Two Headed Axe. I remember it as a bedtime story. Sometimes I still wake up screaming.

Fucking disgusting.

I would never hold "it" even if you paid me.

I was never good at anatomy except round the bike shed after school, but I see that Tibbles needs to be fed twice a day, then I've got to lock her in the cupboard and let your brother-in law collect the sofa while I hide under the table. I think I've got it now.

He is climbing up the greasy ladder. I'm just holding it for others.

"I miss you baby" Memories Like the corners of my mind Misty watercolor memories Of the way we were Scattered pictures Of the smiles we left behind Smiles we gave to one another For the way we were Can it be that it was all so simple then? Or has time rewritten every line? If we had the chance to do it all again Tell me, would we, would we, Could we, could we? Memories May be beautiful and yet What's too painful to remember We simply choose to forget Can it be that it was all so simple then? Or has time rewritten every line? If we had the chance to do it all again Tell me, would we, would we, Could we, could we? Memories May be beautiful and yet What's too painful to remember We simply choose to forget So it's the laughter We will remember Whenever we remember The way we were The way we were I miss you baby

I never go into any shop or supermarket where I see a customer with a hoody up. I don't know about a move to the right or the left, Britain has moved to the chav. Universal should call their proposed brand new theme park in Bedfordshire "Chav World". That's what it's going to be anyway. Has anyone been to Alton Towers?

I'm feeling itchy. Give me a virtual scratch with you long delicate simian fingers.

The fly in this ointment is we won't know. By the time any realistic stock take can take place of the scheme's deterrent effect, the tories will be yesterday's arsewipe and Labour will scrap it with great ceremony within days of coming in. So the net result will be something us Brits have all got used to from our "efficiency cost saving" governments: a complete eye watering waste of money. Remember the NHS Computer? HS2 Manchester leg? The 2012 London Olympics - we're still paying for it. Trident - doesn't work. Our latest aircraft carrier - no aircraft and a floating duck.

Most of them come up through the Mediterranean routes into Spain, Italy and Greece. Spain is getting several thousand a month just in the Canaries and they can't cope anymore. They are like tadpoles wriggling their way to northern Europe and England where there are well established underground networks and a labour black market. Those with contacts and/or family in UK congregate around Calais for a further leg of the journey. As for the French they have a similar significant number to deal with or not deal with. Those wanting to get to Britain are just using France as a staging post. The French have enough of their own to deal with without rounding up the Calais cunts. I always thought the blame the rest of Europe and especially the French approach was unreasonable and thick.

I have some admiration and respect for the amount of initiative these guys show, but when all is said and done, they never integrate. Their number one priority is always to import as many family members and friends into the UK as soon as they get their legs under the table with the aim to build a village similar to the one they've come from in a poor area of Britain that frankly could do without the resulting strain of their presence. The chattering, journalistic, middle classes and politicians don't mind. They never do this village building in THEIR upscale neighbourhoods. One of the first steps in this ambition is to send images of the flashy motor they acquire very soon after touching ground. Lured by this bait, an arranged marriage will soon follow. This is where the immigration lawyers step in.... their offices proliferate next to where these immigrant villages are being constructed.

Classic Wolfie! Back on form. onehundredandeighteeeeeee!

When are you going?

Here we go again.

Wolfie not only throws darts but he has a Henry Cooper left hook, so fucking watch out.

O wonder what it's like to be "on holiday" ALL the time! Where you have a nervous breakdown if it forecasts rain or the temperature drops below 15° or the crowds go away in the winter and most of it closes down to a grey concrete shanty ghost town instead of the gay gaudy tacky shanty town that it is in the summer. I give credit to the Spanish for maintaining a pristine civilised sea front in all their resorts, but step back and its just cheap hell. You go to a British seaside and it's a shit hole all year round with its arse hanging out its pants (that's just the fucking single mothers looking for black cock) Is Nothing Sacred? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/oct/12/eric-morecambe-statue-vandalised A bit like that cunt who chopped down the Sycamore tree. In Iran they'd chop a bit of him off.

You just wank off to their red arses. The nit picking is cute though. Fancy doing my back?

Spain is proposing to offer 500,000 illegals residency.* Meanwhile if youare a legit Brit owning a holiday home you're relegated to 90 out of every 180 days. In other words an African who arrives illegally with no cash is treated BETTER than the averafe Brit going to Spain as a holidaymaker. The Spanish are fat lazy bastards who hate Britain more than the French. * 3/4 of all previous legitimised illegals (Spain did same thing in 2004) do not work or contribute to the economy. The policy is from the Sanchez leftwing government.

Russophobia is so entrenched in the public school/Oxbridge Foreign Office system that it is class driven and goes back to the days of British India it is completely psychotic. Compared to them Putin is a level headed leader looking out for the security of his country. But of course our Eton psychos won't have that.

TV SERIES The Righteous Gemstones, fucking great.

The evangelicals can all be traced back to the USA and the Righteous Gemstones (John Goodman superb) 🙂

How many times has this happened now? It started with an MP looking at porn on his phone in the Chamber and it's just gone on.

MARK MENZIES RESIGNS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH “BAD PEOPLE”

"crumbling contents" Little Britain : "and a Mars bar". 😛 https://youtu.be/09B82i9Vsd0?feature=shared https://youtu.be/eRBpb8AMHmU?feature=shared

Is this enough to tempt him?