ChildeHarold
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You are a piece of shit on Anne Sacoolas's shoe you fucking servile simpleton.
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Mike Brewer discovered, after several experiments on Ed China's elderly relatives, that hooking Covid patients up to the twin SU Carburettor greatly improved their chances of survival - with new air filters of course. What an example of generous celebrity in action, applying his experience and knowledge to a problem of national importance!
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Mummy this boy is picking on me!
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Can't disagree there, you are a good can opener - as in, can of worms. They do say Prince Charles was pals with him.
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The USA has been the best country in the world since the last Ice Age and continues to make socially and politically relevant films in line with its highly developed culture. Just kidding.
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I come from a generation which treated hashish as a part of the West Indian music scene vibe spreading through south London. Pretty relaxed about it. But I'm told we were fucking racists not like today's cool gender fluid PC indoctrinated no fucking values or ideals generation.
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Where do you stand on the subject of hashish, good shit or bad shit... Man!
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I love the way you caress my eyes with your beautiful words. LOL PS Cunt
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Make mine a long one.
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Is that the pair you lick every night?
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I must say Mike Brewer is a man's man, if you can understand that. T Rumour has it, he has persuaded Ed China to repurpose two hundred discarded old SU Carburettor air filters, from the skip outside, into useful ventilators for the NHS during the second wave. Now that's what I call giving. Mike doesn't brag or make a fuss. Unlike you.
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Unfortunately the last quoted statement is entirely accurate. You really are something that has dried up on the path and may require a good soaking of 70% hand sanitiser mixed with bleach to dislodge. On the other hand you might wash off if we have a good downpour. Either way, all the best, love you to bits... I really mean that. ♥️
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Pedal off.
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That's what I like about you. A great little performer, like one of Mike's cars. As for "charisma" - from the expert.
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Please Sir!
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It's lovely ain't it? The sweet smell of shit.
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You two would have been good with Scott at the South Pole. -
I prefer Simon.
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I like the wind up but not the winder upper who is a first class shit stirrer.
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Old rubberlips took the bait.
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The Joker shit film you'd probably like.
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Lots of high falutting words fat cunt. Squeeze a few more out when you reply Dick.
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Have you got your Licence back yet?
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Like how to waste your time.
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I take the opposite view. You see a car is a beautiful thing. Like a woman Alfie.* You have to wine and dine her and lavish regular presents and tokens of your affection to get the best out of her. Finally it's not the tune up, it's how you spend quality time together afterwards. Mike knows all that. *apologies to The Fast Show
