Neil I would think this nom had direct relevance to your current status, under Section, as a long term door stop in the communal seating area of your secure unit.
Which edition of the big black Guinness Book of Facts are you referring to shit face. Actually I think Guinness had an advertising slogan about "loving the black" or similar. Neutral Cunt.
i. e. they were looking for a barney with police. If the little cow continues like this her generous commercial sponsors will quietly let her go. Her agent and Christie must be shitting buttons on a PR exercise. The thing is there are a LOT of really nice and reasonable youngsters in athletics who can easily replace them. So that's your LAST 60K motor darling.
There's a cure for plaque. Get an Oral B girl and stick her up your arse until she comes out your mouth then firmly brush for two minutes with concentrated bleach.
Who came up with that name "Commonwealth"? Is he the one who coined such noble expressions as "British justice" "Land of Hope and Glory" "Mother of Parliaments". Ha ha ha.
If I saw those two in a 60k car two ideas would flash simultaneously
STOLEN..........................DRUGS
Bring Linford Christie into the argument......... Idea Three:
CHIP.......... ON......... SHOULDER.
Clearly a refugee from Rose Tremain's Restoration - now Chancellor of East Anglia University (Didn't she do well?) The only decent film Robert Downey Jnr. did before he went all iron and drug free spastic.